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<i>- Run, buggers, run!
- Oh, shit!</i>

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<i>Run like you ran in 1947, buggers!</i>

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<i>That's just rude!</i>

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That wasn't so tough, was it?

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Mr. White, you are now safe
and under the protection

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of Her Majesty's government.

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Thank you, gentlemen.

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I can't wait to get back
to good ol' London!

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Don't worry.

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These Indian criminals are not very…

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Efficient.

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- Go, go, go!
- Call it in.

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Agents Tea and Crumpets to extraction.

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We are onto Plan D.

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We need wood, kerosene, sponges,
and a fresh lime soda.

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What? I'm thirsty.

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Die, you English pigs!

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- Die!
- Jesus!

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I really hate this guy.

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Go, Go, Go!

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Let's go.

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Hi, Jimmy.

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It's you, men.

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Hi, Rosie.

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What are you doing?

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Murder!

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Rascal!

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See you, men.

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Murder!

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I love you.

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Love you too.

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Penises.

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Jimmy.

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Your time is come, men.

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The gravy on your fish curry...

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Wait…

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I need to sweep the floor.

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Oh, sure, go ahead.

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Hold this.

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Okay, it's done.

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Take her phone number.

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Yes, sir.

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Right, so…

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So, what was I saying?

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Sir, fish gravy.

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Yes!

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The gravy on your fish curry has dried!

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Now you die.

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No!

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Did it hit?

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It hit!

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Oh, shit!

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Sir…

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I got hit.

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I got hit.

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I'll torch the car.

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Sir!

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Sakhubai!

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No!

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Sorry, sir!

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I wasn't…

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Able to do the washing up.

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Sakhubai…

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Don't touch!

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Sakhubai, it's okay.

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It's not your fault.

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Your Hindi will kill me
before this bullet.

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Flavia!

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Flavia…

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Flavia…

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Where are you, Flavia?

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Flavia…

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My love.

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Bloody nonsense!
What is this, Jimmy?

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I just mopped the entire house!

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Do you know how much bleach
it takes to clean blood?!

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Flavia, I'm dying, Flavia.

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So? How many times have I told you,

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if you want to die,
do it outside the house!

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Also, didn't I tell you to bring sausages
on your way home from work?

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Did you bring them?
Did you?

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- You forgot again, didn't you?
- Yeah.

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You're lucky you're good in bed.

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All you think about is yourself.

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Only office, office, office!

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-If you die tomorrow,
-Flavia…

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You'll take the office
with you to heaven?

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Not tomorrow…

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I'm dying today, Flavia.

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When you are mopping the floor…

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Use the homemade bleach
I made for you.

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And my Diwali bonus,

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if you can give me that today, please.

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Well,

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that won't be possible.

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Why?

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Well, Diwali isn't for

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another three months.

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And…

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- Well, you are…
- Yes.

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True.

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True.

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Forget that! Watch this!

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What, man!

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Yeah.

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Watch, it will go now.

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- Papa!
- Papa!

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My boys…

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My loins…

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Papa, you told me you would bring
Busen gum from the market.

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Bastards, does anyone care
that I'm dying here, or what!

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Papa!

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There's a tattoo inside the wrapper.

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- Yeah.
- Oh, yes.

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Putah…

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I'm dying, man.

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- No.
- No.

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Yes.

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That means

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one of you

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will become The Don.

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One of you will become

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"The Bhai."

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But we are already brothers.

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What do they teach you
in private schools?

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Listen.

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One of you two

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will wear this ring.

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And will handle all of this.

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Extortion, kidnapping, all of it.

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Waxing parlor. All of it.

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Oh, my princess.

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Papa loves you.

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You go from here, Mama.

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You go.

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Don't get involved in all of this...

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Papa's going to die.

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- Papa, no!
- Papa, no!

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Kitchen…

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What?

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In the kitchen…

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Kitchen?

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Look after…

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Thank you.

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Not you.

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There we go!

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We did the right thing!

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Morning, Mary.

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Fuck off, Dennis!

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Sir, here's the file that you requested.

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Sir, the local police
are already looking into it.

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No, this is important!

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We must activate the local
Indian team immediately.

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Wasn't that disbanded?

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Yes.

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A long time ago?

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Right, leave me with this.

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Thank you, Midge.

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It's Mary.

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Hello.
Are you alright?

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Alright, men.

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You got the cash?

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Look, it's almost time.

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Be ready.

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Ready, men.

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Is it definitely him?

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<i>Yes.</i>

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Send him.

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- I want Happy.
<i>- Sure.</i>

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Nice.

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It looks lovely, son.

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Except…

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You forgot this.

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The trigger.

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Oh, God!

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I want to shoot myself, Dads.

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But I can't.

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There's no trigger.

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No.

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You can still make it work.

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You can bash somebody's
head in with it,

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or shatter a shin bone.

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Am I a failure, Dads?

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No, listen. No, listen.

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I'm 34.

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I failed the MI7 exams six times.

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Seven times.

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I got two special agents for fathers,

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and I can't even
put a bloody gun together.

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This is…

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Some of the best agents…

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They don't need guns.

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Did you know?

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One time in Marrakesh, your dad...

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You?

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Oh, no. Your other dad.

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Seb took out a drug lord
with nothing more

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than a pack of ribbons
and a really frisky camel.

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Swear she was KGB.

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Yeah, but that was you,

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isn't it, Dads?

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You've got something that you're…

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You're just great at.

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I feel like I'm broken.

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Something's missing. I…

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I feel like I don't know who I am.

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Oh, Happy,

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you're the best ballet dancer for miles.

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You make beautiful sandwiches.

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You're perfect just the way you are.

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Oh, God! You're bloody starving,
aren't you?

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No, no, no.

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- Oh, I could do with a sandwich.
- I could do…

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- You're talking my language.
- I'll go get the shop open.

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Hey, Packerwal, man!

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Nathan. Eat, men.

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- Hello, welcome to Mamareal Products.
- Bagheera, yes.

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IF YOU'VE GOT THE EVIL EYE,
THIS IS YOUR OFFICE.

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Listen, my fairness cream is not working.

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<i>Beatrice to Mama's office.
Beatrice to Mama's office.</i>

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MAMA
DON OF PANJOR

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Update, men.

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Mama, International Supermodel
Milind Morea's contract

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has been sent to his manager.

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How long will the
formula take to get ready?

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We're working as fast as we can, but…

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It's taken me ten years of planning,

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and my business model is finally ready.

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FMCG meets crime.

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WHITENESS
INR 399 ONLY

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Hey, Clinton!

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What is this?

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He looks like a ghost.

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We need to make Indian's white,

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not like ghosts.

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Chemical trials take time.

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00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:21,976
Actually, I'm really
happy with the results.

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- Dating apps have been off the hook...
- Shut up!

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I need three months.

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Actually, it seems like
a really fair timeline...

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Get the formula ready.

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Or what happens to Clinton,

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happens to you.

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I'm… already white.

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- Gomez!
- Yes, Mama?

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Papa's gun.

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00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,833
Gomez? Mama?

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00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,083
Gomez, please, bro.

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Gomez, no.

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Not cool!

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You will never get away with this, Mama!

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My country will send someone to rescue me!

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00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:06,583
Chap-A-Chino!

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00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,583
Find your chap, take off his chinos!

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00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,583
Hello, Roger!

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00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,208
Kenneth Mole?

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00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,333
<i>It's been forever.</i>

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00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:14,792
How are things at old 7?

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00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,625
Oh, you know, immigration, Brexit,

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00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,583
Rishi Sunak, can't complain!

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00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,667
And how are things with you?

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00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,000
Cock-a-mundo doing well?

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00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,250
It's Chap-A-Chino!

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00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:28,125
Listen, I wanted to talk to you
about your son, Happy.

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<i>We've had some fieldwork
open up in India.</i>

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India?

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No.

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00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:36,167
Oh, come on, Rog.

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You know he's got that
special agent blood in him.

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Well, not really considering he's adopted.

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Well, listen, we'll make him an agent.

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A quick turnaround. So exciting!

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He can speak Hindi, right?

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No!

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He doesn't know he's from…

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India.

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He dances, and he cooks,
and that's all he knows.

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Hang on.

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He's never asked why he's...

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Goodbye, Kenneth.

281
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,167
I'm…

282
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,750
From India?

283
00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:10,458
Fuck off!

284
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,500
I'm from India!

285
00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:16,542
Wait, I'm from India?

286
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:18,457
I need to sweep the floor.

287
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:21,042
That's the full story, Happy.

288
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,167
So when the kids at school
called me a Paki,

289
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:26,708
it was kind of true.

290
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,000
That's Pakistani.

291
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,542
You're Indian.

292
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,333
They're not the same.

293
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:32,750
And then at Uni,

294
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:34,000
when that girl, Priya…

295
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,708
She put her hand in my pants.

296
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,000
Was that an Indian thing?

297
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:41,583
I liked it.

298
00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:42,958
Was that…

299
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,250
- An Indian thing?
- No.

300
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,625
That was wrong.

301
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:49,708
Is it hot there?

302
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:51,833
Yeah.

303
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:53,417
You do not have to go to India.

304
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:55,958
Not for us.

305
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,667
I'm not going to India for you,

306
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,583
Dad… s.

307
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:03,708
I'm going back.

308
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,000
What's my real name?

309
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,333
- Your biological mother was...
- Sakhubai Patel.

310
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:15,208
So that makes you Happy Patel.

311
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,250
Happy…

312
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:21,958
Patel?

313
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:24,583
Sounds special.

314
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,375
There can't be that many Patels…

315
00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:33,542
Right?

316
00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:36,792
Yeah.

317
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,625
<i>Happy, my old boy.</i>

318
00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:51,958
<i>Welcome to MI7.</i>

319
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,000
<i>First things first,
you'll be learning Hindi</i>

320
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,667
<i>at the Southall School of Languages.</i>

321
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:56,792
<i>So study up.</i>

322
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,250
<i>And I'll see you in three weeks.</i>

323
00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,667
Is that enough time, sir?

324
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,292
I mean, Hindi seems like
a complicated language.

325
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,708
<i>Well, it's time we don't have,</i>

326
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:06,708
<i>and your life is about to get
a lot more complicated,</i>

327
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:08,042
<i>Agent Patel.</i>

328
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:15,083
Seems that this is going to
be a Hindi movie from now on.

329
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:31,042
Oh, wow!

330
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,625
Excuse me?

331
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:35,917
Namaste.

332
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,167
Oh, my God!

333
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,833
The first rule of Indian food.

334
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,042
Don't look for the spoon.

335
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,458
There is no spoon!

336
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,667
- Use your hands!
- Sorry.

337
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:04,000
All Indian ladies
love the arm-spreading.

338
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,000
This is your mating call.

339
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,500
Alright then,

340
00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:09,792
seduce me.

341
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:13,083
But I'm a virgin.

342
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:14,333
Are you a man?

343
00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:16,833
Or a small child?

344
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,125
- Like this?
- Wider.

345
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:22,667
You open.

346
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:25,167
They'll open.

347
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:35,542
Hello, <i>jaaneman!</i>

348
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,167
In big cities like this,
small things keep happening.

349
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,250
Raj…

350
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,125
The name you must have heard?

351
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,250
Oh.

352
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:57,667
How much is it?

353
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
150.

354
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:02,542
I'll give you…

355
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:04,083
Who's Tom, fucker?

356
00:22:04,417 --> 00:22:06,333
Hey! I'm Tom.
Nice to meet you.

357
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,708
In 1947,

358
00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:12,167
we quit India.

359
00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:16,667
At the time, India contributed to
27% of Britain's total GDP.

360
00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:19,375
So we asked ourselves.

361
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,458
How can we profit from India

362
00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:22,945
even though we are outside India?

363
00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:24,875
The answer was simple.

364
00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:26,583
Indians.

365
00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:28,250
- Indians?
- Yes.

366
00:22:28,417 --> 00:22:31,000
Colonialism,
sociological manipulation, and

367
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,292
due to plain strange obsession,

368
00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:35,042
Indians love white skin.

369
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:38,292
Apparently, the chances
of marriage increase.

370
00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:39,583
Don't know why.

371
00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:41,625
I quite prefer chocolate myself.

372
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:45,708
For approximately 60 years,

373
00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:49,500
the English government has invested
in Fair and Fantastic.

374
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,292
India's biggest fairness cream brand.

375
00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:53,833
The name of this project is

376
00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:58,667
International Management Undertaking
for the Monetization of Indians.

377
00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:00,750
Short form, IMUMI.

378
00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:02,143
-Its annual revenue ranges
-IMUMI.

379
00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:04,333
Between 300 and 400 million pounds.

380
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,667
Fuck Off!

381
00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:07,625
Sorry.

382
00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:08,708
Go fuck yourself.

383
00:23:09,917 --> 00:23:12,583
Beatrice Fefferbaum has been kidnapped.

384
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:14,792
She's a dermatological scientist.

385
00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:16,542
Her formula is so potent

386
00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:20,083
that fairness creams
show results in just 21 days.

387
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,708
Like most white people,
she recently went to India

388
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,583
to "find herself."

389
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:28,375
You'll have to blend in with the Indians

390
00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:31,167
and get Beatrice Fefferbaum back home

391
00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:32,542
as quickly as possible.

392
00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:34,417
To blend in with the Indians,

393
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,140
you will have to change the way you look.

394
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,333
That's why we've got
India's number one barber for you.

395
00:23:42,458 --> 00:23:44,083
You are India's…

396
00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,042
No.1 barber?

397
00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:47,333
It's nice to meet you.

398
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,500
Bakul.

399
00:23:48,542 --> 00:23:49,542
Buckle?

400
00:23:51,542 --> 00:23:53,375
He's not ready.

401
00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:55,375
India's not ready.

402
00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:34,667
We've reached.

403
00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:38,167
How much?

404
00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,375
Three…

405
00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:42,094
Thousand nine hundred
and ninety-nine rupees.

406
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000
You're fucking me off?

407
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:45,990
What did you say, motherfucker?

408
00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:47,833
I won't give you that much.

409
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:49,500
Fifty.

410
00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:50,875
Two thousand.

411
00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:51,958
Fifty!

412
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:53,417
- Thousand!
- Fifty!

413
00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:54,917
- You're...
- Fifty.

414
00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:56,375
- Your...
- Fifty!

415
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:02,667
Fifty.

416
00:25:02,958 --> 00:25:03,958
Thank you.

417
00:25:05,917 --> 00:25:07,208
NRI Bastard.

418
00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:08,458
<i>Agent Patel,</i>

419
00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:11,500
<i>Beatrice's last known location
was in Panjor.</i>

420
00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:14,542
<i>Once you reach, you will have to go
to Geet's Palace of Food.</i>

421
00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:25,875
Oh, wow.

422
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:34,833
<i>Geet may not look like much,</i>

423
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:35,875
<i>and he isn't.</i>

424
00:25:35,958 --> 00:25:39,083
<i>Unfortunately,
he's our local coordinator.</i>

425
00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:41,333
<i>You know, budget constraints.</i>

426
00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:44,417
Welcome to Geet's Palace of Food…

427
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,250
When you're <i>"geeting"</i> hungry.

428
00:25:48,625 --> 00:25:49,625
Hi.

429
00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:51,208
How many people are with you?

430
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,417
Oh, just… Just one.

431
00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:55,083
One minute.

432
00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:12,125
I'm sorry.

433
00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:13,625
We're full.

434
00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:15,042
You'll have to wait a little.

435
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:16,750
That's fine.

436
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:18,833
How long?

437
00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:22,417
Ninety days.

438
00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:23,917
Ninety days?

439
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,083
Three months?

440
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,792
I wanted ice with this, Patro. Ice.

441
00:26:29,958 --> 00:26:31,042
- Asshole.
- What?

442
00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:35,750
Alright…

443
00:26:36,792 --> 00:26:38,000
I heard…

444
00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:39,750
Your buffalo

445
00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,917
likes magical juice from a crow

446
00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:43,708
to drink.

447
00:26:46,167 --> 00:26:47,167
You…

448
00:26:50,417 --> 00:26:51,417
Oh…

449
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:54,208
And the most powerful way
to extract information…

450
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:57,250
Chai.

451
00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:02,625
<i>Namaste.</i>

452
00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:05,458
<i>Agent Patil, we have been waiting for you.</i>

453
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:06,875
<i>My name is Patel.</i>

454
00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:09,333
<i>Your room has been booked.</i>

455
00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:11,250
<i>My eggs have been cooked?</i>

456
00:27:12,042 --> 00:27:12,917
<i>Be professional.</i>

457
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,500
<i>Your eggs are your concern.</i>

458
00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:16,265
Wait, what the hell are you
talking about?

459
00:27:16,542 --> 00:27:18,417
I was saying, your room is
booked and ready.

460
00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:20,042
Oh, nice. Thank you.

461
00:27:21,958 --> 00:27:22,958
<i>How long?</i>

462
00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:24,583
Three inches.

463
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:35,167
I was talking about the booking.

464
00:27:36,125 --> 00:27:37,125
Two months.

465
00:27:38,875 --> 00:27:39,875
That's rather long.

466
00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:41,625
- Really?
- Booking.

467
00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:43,958
So, where's our new English dish?

468
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:49,833
This is Roxy, my local coordinator.

469
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:53,833
In India, do local coordinators
also have their own coordinators?

470
00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:54,958
Employment.

471
00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:56,458
Roxy will take you to your house.

472
00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:58,167
Let's go, Dev Patel.

473
00:27:58,250 --> 00:27:59,125
This way…

474
00:27:59,208 --> 00:28:00,708
Could you hang on just one second?

475
00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:03,000
I just… I have to.

476
00:28:06,292 --> 00:28:08,167
There. Now try it.

477
00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:16,000
Nice.

478
00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:17,083
First time in India?

479
00:28:17,458 --> 00:28:18,458
Well…

480
00:28:19,375 --> 00:28:20,667
That's what I thought,

481
00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:23,500
but turns out I was born here.

482
00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:26,083
My mum…

483
00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:27,625
She was Indian.

484
00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,250
And my dads…

485
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,042
I've got two. They are British.

486
00:28:32,417 --> 00:28:34,375
- Do you know where Britain is?
- Listen, coconut.

487
00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:36,313
You need to leave Britain behind you.

488
00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:38,375
You're in Goa now.

489
00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:39,750
Oh, God!

490
00:28:56,292 --> 00:28:57,375
Alright.

491
00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:02,542
<i>All of India comes to Goa
to be happy.</i>

492
00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:04,833
<i>You should be happy now
since you are in Goa.</i>

493
00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:07,000
<i>I mean, you are in India.</i>

494
00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:09,333
And India… is inside you.

495
00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:10,833
Got it?

496
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:11,917
Yeah. Yeah.

497
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,478
Hey, Roxy!
When will I get my CPU back?

498
00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:14,976
It'll come. These things take time.

499
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:15,875
- Hello.
- Hey.

500
00:29:15,958 --> 00:29:17,333
- I'm inside you.
- What?

501
00:29:17,792 --> 00:29:18,667
- Well...
- Fuck off!

502
00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:19,833
NRI Bastard.

503
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,625
- I do repair work.
- Oh.

504
00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:24,833
Mobiles, circuit, screen guard, AI.

505
00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:27,375
Roxy Repairs.

506
00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,458
Nice.

507
00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:32,083
And what's happening over there?

508
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:33,292
Oh, that?

509
00:29:33,583 --> 00:29:36,542
That's an everyday thing. The whole
of Panjor pays extortion to Mama.

510
00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:39,667
And who's Mama?

511
00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:45,917
- Come on, come on, come on!
- What? I'm...

512
00:29:46,167 --> 00:29:47,250
Are you crazy?

513
00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:49,708
I'm sorry. Did you see that?
That was creepy as hell.

514
00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:51,708
- Who's Tom?
- Hi, I'm Tom.

515
00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:53,672
- I was wondering, do you have...
- Jonas, go away!

516
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,333
You can't say things like that here.

517
00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:56,833
What? Like, Mama?

518
00:29:58,458 --> 00:29:59,458
Shut up!

519
00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:03,708
- This is your new house.
- Oh.

520
00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:17,083
What do you think?

521
00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:21,167
I'm just a little scared that the
roof shouldn't fall on me at night!

522
00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:25,983
Well, whatever it is, it's a house.

523
00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:27,708
No, Roxy, I didn't mean that.

524
00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:28,792
- I just...
- Chill.

525
00:30:28,875 --> 00:30:30,792
Anyway, the real Panjor
is not inside this room.

526
00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:32,611
You'll find it outside the window.

527
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,125
Yeah.

528
00:30:40,125 --> 00:30:41,125
Alright…

529
00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:43,625
Alright…

530
00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:44,833
Right.

531
00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:45,958
Right…

532
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,458
Oh! A broom.

533
00:31:29,417 --> 00:31:30,292
<i>Okay, man.</i>

534
00:31:30,375 --> 00:31:31,292
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

535
00:31:31,375 --> 00:31:34,625
<i>for D'Costa Communications'
third store opening, man,</i>

536
00:31:34,708 --> 00:31:39,292
<i>please give a warm round of applause
to Panjor's number one dancer,</i>

537
00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:41,250
<i>beautiful, dazzling,</i>

538
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,125
<i>smashing, the scintillating,</i>

539
00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:44,292
<i>the sensuous,</i>

540
00:31:44,708 --> 00:31:47,583
<i>Miss Rupa!</i>

541
00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:31,375
You can all go to hell!

542
00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,268
You all run behind Katrina, don't you?

543
00:32:33,292 --> 00:32:34,692
Desperate, cheap Vicky, all of you!

544
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:36,833
Local artists get fuck all
support these days!

545
00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:40,708
- I love you.
- Scram!

546
00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:48,125
What?

547
00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:24,542
Bugger! I'll kill you, man!

548
00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:27,708
O Lord.

549
00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:29,833
Hey.

550
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,833
- God…
- I've been missing Papa more than ever.

551
00:33:34,542 --> 00:33:36,625
I don't even know,
you are the right God…

552
00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:40,333
What with me being Indian and all.

553
00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:42,042
My two brothers died.

554
00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:44,125
Got killed.

555
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:48,417
Fine. I murdered them.

556
00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:50,833
But I do know this.

557
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,250
Something is brewing inside me.

558
00:33:55,958 --> 00:33:58,417
And if it isn't food poisoning,
and it probably is.

559
00:33:58,500 --> 00:33:59,500
My colon…

560
00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:02,250
Is going to burst.

561
00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:04,292
Once my Mamareal launches,

562
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,417
I'll leave this world of crime
behind me, men.

563
00:34:08,417 --> 00:34:10,042
Only necessary murders.

564
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,125
I think,

565
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,250
here…

566
00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:16,750
My life is going to change.

567
00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:24,000
So thanks.

568
00:34:25,917 --> 00:34:26,917
Promise.

569
00:34:42,292 --> 00:34:43,292
It's fresh.

570
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,917
- How much?
- 20 for three. I'll give you four.

571
00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:48,500
I told you.

572
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:50,464
- Roxy? Hi.
- I was the one who made him go viral.

573
00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:51,958
Hi. Buying vegetables?

574
00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:53,375
Oh, my God.

575
00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:54,458
This place

576
00:34:54,542 --> 00:34:55,542
is magical.

577
00:34:56,792 --> 00:34:58,292
Cool. Breakfast?

578
00:35:00,375 --> 00:35:01,625
This is your breakfast?

579
00:35:01,792 --> 00:35:02,833
Yeah, every morning.

580
00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:04,458
What?

581
00:35:04,542 --> 00:35:05,417
No!

582
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:06,500
Come with me.

583
00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:08,167
Hi.

584
00:35:08,667 --> 00:35:09,667
Where?

585
00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:14,833
Yeah.

586
00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:28,042
Wow.

587
00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:30,667
This is my own recipe.

588
00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:31,875
I really like it

589
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,708
when I put some cinnamon inside.

590
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:34,875
Good for you.

591
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000
I'm heterosexual.

592
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:37,667
But the food's good.

593
00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:50,833
Hello?

594
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:52,958
Oh. Hey, Geet.

595
00:35:53,042 --> 00:35:55,282
The Kashmiri bears know how to cook
black leopard sweets.

596
00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:56,750
What?

597
00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:58,292
Where's that code book gone?

598
00:35:58,417 --> 00:35:59,417
What book?

599
00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:04,667
Our investigation begins today.

600
00:36:07,542 --> 00:36:08,542
Look at this.

601
00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:11,292
It was written in a hurry.

602
00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:13,667
Written with one hand.

603
00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:15,542
She wrote us a message

604
00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:18,167
in a short period of time,
and that is…

605
00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:20,375
M?

606
00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:24,000
- But "M" could be anything.
- I know.

607
00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:25,792
- Someone's name?
- Mohit.

608
00:36:25,875 --> 00:36:27,167
- A place's name?
- Maldives.

609
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:28,292
A politician's name?

610
00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:32,233
It's probably none of those things.

611
00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:36,833
You know, Geet, the problem is

612
00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:38,667
we are only seeing this "M."

613
00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:40,375
We've got to go wider!

614
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:42,333
Daddy!

615
00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:44,333
What?

616
00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:47,208
Geet, focus, man! Alright?

617
00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:49,875
A girl has been kidnapped…

618
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:51,833
She's scared.

619
00:36:52,167 --> 00:36:54,208
She used her cough to write this

620
00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:57,250
dirty "M" on the white wall…

621
00:36:58,375 --> 00:36:59,375
The wall!

622
00:37:01,917 --> 00:37:02,917
It's white…

623
00:37:05,042 --> 00:37:06,750
- Beatrice was white.
- Yes.

624
00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:09,314
Where in Goa
can we find white people?

625
00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:15,375
<i>Ghode</i> or white people?

626
00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:17,208
Namaste.

627
00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:18,708
Breathe deeply,

628
00:37:18,792 --> 00:37:20,833
and release your chakra.

629
00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:27,500
Vladimir! Vladimir!

630
00:37:28,417 --> 00:37:29,583
You are now a Communist!

631
00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:30,667
Yeah!

632
00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:42,833
Geet, you get spoons in India?

633
00:37:43,292 --> 00:37:44,292
Yeah. So?

634
00:37:47,417 --> 00:37:48,583
I was lied to.

635
00:37:48,708 --> 00:37:49,708
Never mind.

636
00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:51,292
Food is good.

637
00:37:51,375 --> 00:37:52,375
Yeah, it's got…

638
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,250
Flavor.

639
00:37:59,875 --> 00:38:01,542
Geet! Oh, my God, it's got flavor!

640
00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:03,208
- What?
- Let's get back to her house.

641
00:38:03,375 --> 00:38:04,375
The food…

642
00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:17,167
Your stomach's not full?

643
00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:20,750
This dry sorpotel.

644
00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:22,208
It's taste…

645
00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:24,625
It's the same taste as the wedding.

646
00:38:24,708 --> 00:38:26,389
One person has cooked
both of these dishes.

647
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:29,125
We have to find the
caterer of that wedding.

648
00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:32,792
Let me check.

649
00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:34,958
Marco,

650
00:38:35,042 --> 00:38:36,917
the wedding that was happening
in Villa Aldona,

651
00:38:37,125 --> 00:38:38,208
who's the caterer?

652
00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:46,208
Geet…

653
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:47,500
I found out.

654
00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:49,569
The wedding catering was done by...

655
00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:50,792
Mama's.

656
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:55,708
Alright, Geet,

657
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,583
this could get dangerous.

658
00:38:57,708 --> 00:38:59,083
- Are you ready?
- Yes.

659
00:38:59,167 --> 00:39:00,167
You go.

660
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:03,583
What?

661
00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:05,250
Geet, you are my backup.

662
00:39:05,417 --> 00:39:06,875
Actually, I'm just a tourist.

663
00:39:07,208 --> 00:39:08,250
Go away, man!

664
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:10,792
Geet, the problem isn't outside.

665
00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:12,167
I need you inside.

666
00:39:12,292 --> 00:39:13,292
Daddy.

667
00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:16,333
Sleazy coward!

668
00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:24,833
MAY GOD BLESS YOU

669
00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:41,292
What's your order?

670
00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:43,514
Today's specials are fish curry and rice...

671
00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,917
I'm… looking for a girl.

672
00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:48,625
I have a photograph.

673
00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:49,792
Photography is not allowed.

674
00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:52,875
No, I mean, I have a photograph…

675
00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:55,375
Have you seen this girl anywhere?

676
00:40:03,208 --> 00:40:04,208
Wait.

677
00:40:06,292 --> 00:40:07,292
Alright.

678
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,375
Hi.

679
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:21,917
The chef said, no photo.

680
00:40:23,042 --> 00:40:24,042
And no food, too.

681
00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:26,833
What's that tattoo on your…
It's...

682
00:40:26,917 --> 00:40:27,958
Get out, get out!

683
00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:29,833
What?
Oh, come on!

684
00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:31,250
Look, you!

685
00:40:31,958 --> 00:40:32,958
Happy?

686
00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:37,333
- Went well?
- Geet…

687
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:41,500
Hey!

688
00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:47,000
Geet, you take a lunch break,

689
00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,524
I'll see you back at the restaurant.

690
00:40:49,375 --> 00:40:50,250
Sure.

691
00:40:50,333 --> 00:40:51,333
Hey.

692
00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:53,250
Dancing girl.

693
00:40:54,958 --> 00:40:55,958
Hi.

694
00:40:57,917 --> 00:40:59,250
My name is Happy.

695
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,208
Yours?

696
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:02,958
- Rupa.
- Rupa?

697
00:41:03,708 --> 00:41:04,708
Nice.

698
00:41:05,625 --> 00:41:08,500
I saw you dance yesterday.

699
00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:11,583
Oh, my God,

700
00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:13,125
it's beautiful.

701
00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:15,500
You have amazing…

702
00:41:16,833 --> 00:41:17,833
Flow.

703
00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:19,875
Audience was…

704
00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:21,375
Traitors all of them.

705
00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:23,417
Yeah, Andrew Tates. I hate those guys.

706
00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:25,625
I've got to go.

707
00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:26,792
No, no, no, hang on.

708
00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:27,958
One minute…

709
00:41:28,583 --> 00:41:29,583
Training.

710
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:35,750
Child.

711
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,708
Have you lost your mind?

712
00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:46,000
There were no tidal waves
in your ocean of youth?

713
00:41:46,208 --> 00:41:47,833
Hey, I'll bury you in a ditch!

714
00:41:48,417 --> 00:41:49,292
Oh.

715
00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:50,625
Hang on.

716
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,500
I'm new here.

717
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:57,500
Would…

718
00:41:58,042 --> 00:41:59,042
You like to go…

719
00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:00,958
For dinner with me?

720
00:42:01,042 --> 00:42:02,417
I'm not Tom, I'm Rupa.

721
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:04,042
I know, I'm not Tom, you're Rupa.

722
00:42:04,167 --> 00:42:05,417
- What?
- I have no idea.

723
00:42:06,458 --> 00:42:07,667
Are you hungry?

724
00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:10,875
Actually, it's really hard
to get a reservation here.

725
00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:13,667
But the owner's a friend, so…

726
00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:18,333
Where are you from?

727
00:42:18,458 --> 00:42:19,768
Who's really from anywhere, right?

728
00:42:19,792 --> 00:42:21,512
You know, but...
Why are we talking about me?

729
00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:23,333
Let's talk about you.

730
00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:26,708
Dancing must be very…

731
00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:28,833
Hard, right?

732
00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:29,958
So?

733
00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:33,125
Just because it's hard
doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.

734
00:42:33,958 --> 00:42:35,333
Life is hard.

735
00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:36,917
Dance is freedom.

736
00:42:37,583 --> 00:42:38,583
Oh, wow!

737
00:42:40,417 --> 00:42:41,417
What are you looking at?

738
00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:43,625
I just feel like, inside my stomach,

739
00:42:43,708 --> 00:42:45,583
loads of butterflies are flying around.

740
00:42:45,667 --> 00:42:46,833
- What?
- Shit.

741
00:42:49,417 --> 00:42:50,458
How about this…

742
00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:53,167
<i>My heart, it sings a thousand words</i>

743
00:42:53,292 --> 00:42:54,917
<i>I feel eternal bliss</i>

744
00:42:55,125 --> 00:42:56,667
<i>No drop of rain</i>

745
00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:58,250
<i>No glowing flame</i>

746
00:42:58,333 --> 00:43:01,333
<i>Has ever been so pure!</i>

747
00:43:01,417 --> 00:43:02,417
One minute, one minute.

748
00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:03,458
<i>- Can feel...</i>
- One minute.

749
00:43:03,542 --> 00:43:04,542
Stop.

750
00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:06,125
<i>- Lagaan,</i> right?
- Yes.

751
00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:07,988
Finally, I understood something.

752
00:43:10,792 --> 00:43:11,992
You're going soft, aren't you?

753
00:43:15,042 --> 00:43:16,042
You can.

754
00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:17,875
But you aren't the only one.

755
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,750
Oh, God!
No, don't eat that.

756
00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:46,833
Bastard! Don't you have
a mother or sister at home?

757
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:48,333
Oh!

758
00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:52,250
Sorry.

759
00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:53,667
No, no, it's fine.

760
00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:56,792
I really liked it.

761
00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:58,184
You know, I mean, you are strong,

762
00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:01,417
and your hand is small, but heavy.

763
00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:02,708
So well done, you.

764
00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:04,792
It was a reflex action.

765
00:44:05,583 --> 00:44:08,083
Can we try one more time?

766
00:44:08,667 --> 00:44:10,375
You may have to do it a couple of times.

767
00:44:10,708 --> 00:44:11,708
You have guts?

768
00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:12,833
I have guts.

769
00:44:16,875 --> 00:44:18,125
Good one, yeah.

770
00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:49,083
So listen,

771
00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:50,250
I really enjoyed that.

772
00:45:50,333 --> 00:45:52,875
I was thinking, maybe next time
I can cook for you?

773
00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:54,458
- Because this food is, well...
- Listen.

774
00:45:55,708 --> 00:45:56,708
I have to go.

775
00:45:56,792 --> 00:45:58,208
What? No.
You, you…

776
00:45:58,542 --> 00:45:59,542
But…

777
00:45:59,583 --> 00:46:00,583
I…

778
00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:02,583
These ladies!

779
00:46:04,167 --> 00:46:05,625
Can't live with them…

780
00:46:12,125 --> 00:46:13,000
Alright.

781
00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:14,833
Today, she…

782
00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:17,792
Slapped me so many times.

783
00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:20,958
And then, without any explanation,
she just walked off.

784
00:46:21,292 --> 00:46:22,375
I feel like…

785
00:46:23,417 --> 00:46:24,542
A lady of the night.

786
00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,083
That too,

787
00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:27,125
a free one!

788
00:46:30,125 --> 00:46:32,125
I mean, I was going to say "foolish."

789
00:46:33,417 --> 00:46:34,625
I don't feel like "the wife."

790
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:35,708
Happy, listen.

791
00:46:36,708 --> 00:46:37,708
I know

792
00:46:38,167 --> 00:46:39,708
our investigation

793
00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:41,417
is probably going to fail.

794
00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:42,500
Probably?

795
00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:43,583
Definitely.

796
00:46:45,292 --> 00:46:46,458
But whatever happens,

797
00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:47,792
we are having fun.

798
00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:52,583
I felt really lonely…

799
00:46:54,458 --> 00:46:55,750
But now I'm feeling happy…

800
00:46:58,333 --> 00:46:59,583
Ever since you came to Panjor.

801
00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:02,458
Thank you, Happy.

802
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Geet.

803
00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:09,250
Listen.

804
00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:13,250
You are not alone.

805
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:16,458
Alright?

806
00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:21,833
And your ears…

807
00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:24,083
They are so beautiful.

808
00:47:25,042 --> 00:47:26,958
Just like a king's ears...

809
00:47:27,042 --> 00:47:28,226
No, you've got all sleazy again.

810
00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:29,250
Goodnight, Geet.

811
00:47:29,375 --> 00:47:31,042
<i>You put in salt.
And how much salt?</i>

812
00:47:31,333 --> 00:47:32,792
<i>Salt to taste.</i>

813
00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:33,958
Gomez.

814
00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:35,083
Update, men.

815
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:38,000
International Supermodel
Milind Morea's contract

816
00:47:38,125 --> 00:47:39,445
has been rejected by his manager.

817
00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:41,708
But we are sending a new version.

818
00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:45,750
This is the third contract, right?

819
00:47:46,083 --> 00:47:47,333
Bloody celebrities!

820
00:47:47,583 --> 00:47:49,917
- Yes, Peter?
- A foreigner came in and…

821
00:47:51,458 --> 00:47:52,875
Was asking about her.

822
00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:12,125
You know what to do.

823
00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:17,542
<i>It's a simple recipe.</i>

824
00:48:17,708 --> 00:48:20,042
<i>No, actually, life is simple.</i>

825
00:48:20,167 --> 00:48:22,059
<i>Food should be allowed
to be difficult at times, right?</i>

826
00:48:22,083 --> 00:48:24,542
- Spicy.
<i>- So, let's do one thing.</i>

827
00:48:24,625 --> 00:48:25,875
<i>I have taken some meat here.</i>

828
00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:27,083
Nathan?

829
00:48:28,708 --> 00:48:29,792
You hungry?

830
00:48:32,458 --> 00:48:34,458
I mean, such a strong hand

831
00:48:34,833 --> 00:48:37,583
slapped me so many times
on the same cheek.

832
00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:39,333
Oh.
Oh, yeah.

833
00:48:41,083 --> 00:48:42,083
Namaste.

834
00:48:46,667 --> 00:48:48,042
Where is the house?

835
00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:50,500
Oh, yeah.

836
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,625
Indian mattresses…

837
00:48:58,083 --> 00:48:59,583
Are super body-fitting.

838
00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:01,208
Body

839
00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:02,333
poking?

840
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:03,833
- What?!
- Move!

841
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:05,500
Idiot!

842
00:49:09,708 --> 00:49:10,708
My mattress…

843
00:49:11,417 --> 00:49:12,542
Is a man-tress?

844
00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:14,542
We've come from Mama.

845
00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:17,417
We've all come from a mama.

846
00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:18,750
No!

847
00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:19,833
Not that mama.

848
00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:21,250
We've come from "the" Mama.

849
00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:23,292
In Indian fighting, no punches.

850
00:49:23,542 --> 00:49:24,417
Only words.

851
00:49:24,542 --> 00:49:26,375
Words of insult
to the opposition's family.

852
00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:27,833
Thank you.

853
00:49:31,042 --> 00:49:32,917
- Your mother...
- You…

854
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
One minute.

855
00:49:35,125 --> 00:49:36,292
- What?
- The Mama?

856
00:49:36,958 --> 00:49:37,958
Or

857
00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:39,250
My personal mom?

858
00:49:41,792 --> 00:49:43,512
I don't know, man.
Everyone's mama, I guess.

859
00:49:43,542 --> 00:49:45,292
Yeah.
It's quite a broad insult, right?

860
00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:47,625
- Thank you.
- What shall we do, Sailesh?

861
00:49:48,167 --> 00:49:49,167
Who's Sailesh?

862
00:49:49,333 --> 00:49:50,208
Beat him?

863
00:49:50,292 --> 00:49:52,000
- Are you Sailesh?
- Yes.

864
00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:53,833
Hey! Hang on!

865
00:49:55,667 --> 00:49:57,875
You guys are goons, right?

866
00:49:58,042 --> 00:49:59,042
So…

867
00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:03,125
All of you cannot attack at once.

868
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:06,542
Rules of "Rohit Shetty Combat."

869
00:50:06,750 --> 00:50:07,958
One by one.

870
00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:09,958
One by one.
Yeah?

871
00:50:17,875 --> 00:50:19,333
- There's no rule like that.
- What?

872
00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:23,625
You...

873
00:50:23,708 --> 00:50:25,125
Oh, fuck my liver!

874
00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:27,333
Get him!

875
00:50:36,917 --> 00:50:37,917
Hey!

876
00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:53,333
What?

877
00:50:56,083 --> 00:50:57,208
Oh, I can't breathe.

878
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Peter.

879
00:50:59,917 --> 00:51:01,083
Peter, where are you?

880
00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:04,625
- Come with me. Hurry!
- Roxy? Hi.

881
00:51:06,542 --> 00:51:07,542
Shut it off!

882
00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:17,167
Happy, run!

883
00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:18,250
Where?

884
00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:19,458
R… Roxy?

885
00:51:19,875 --> 00:51:20,875
Hello?

886
00:51:20,917 --> 00:51:21,917
Roxy!

887
00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:24,042
Happy, jump from the window!

888
00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:26,208
I don't know... What?

889
00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:33,375
Donkey's dick!

890
00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:41,333
Where is he?

891
00:51:44,583 --> 00:51:46,000
Happy, are you alive?

892
00:51:46,208 --> 00:51:49,125
You should have said which window!

893
00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:50,500
Are you okay?

894
00:51:55,417 --> 00:51:57,500
I think my tailbone is broken.

895
00:51:57,708 --> 00:51:59,542
Oh, I'm so happy I came here.

896
00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:00,625
Oh, hang on.

897
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:01,750
Vomit…

898
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,292
Come.
You owe me a new mask.

899
00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:10,167
You saved my life.

900
00:52:10,375 --> 00:52:11,417
My mum and dad

901
00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:12,875
passed away,

902
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,708
and Geet has looked after me ever since.

903
00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:18,375
He paid my school fees too.

904
00:52:19,458 --> 00:52:21,208
He told me to protect you.

905
00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:23,458
Is this your house?

906
00:52:24,125 --> 00:52:25,625
You live alone here?

907
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Go to sleep.

908
00:52:30,875 --> 00:52:31,875
See.

909
00:52:32,042 --> 00:52:33,417
This is a good mattress.

910
00:52:33,625 --> 00:52:35,105
- Good night, Roxy.
- Good night, Happy.

911
00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:48,523
- You remember the story, right?
- Yes.

912
00:52:51,333 --> 00:52:52,333
Dickson,

913
00:52:52,583 --> 00:52:54,042
we are making vindaloo today.

914
00:52:54,125 --> 00:52:55,125
Yes, Mama.

915
00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:56,875
Gomez.

916
00:52:57,583 --> 00:52:58,583
Update, men.

917
00:52:58,625 --> 00:52:59,500
Mama,

918
00:52:59,583 --> 00:53:02,424
International Supermodel Milind Morea
has finally accepted our contract.

919
00:53:04,542 --> 00:53:05,583
Where is the foreigner?

920
00:53:07,292 --> 00:53:08,292
Mama,

921
00:53:08,542 --> 00:53:10,833
that foreigner turned into a superman.

922
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,375
Yeah, Mama.

923
00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:14,583
He was really dangerous.

924
00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:17,339
First, he did a massive fart
in the entire room,

925
00:53:18,083 --> 00:53:19,625
then this demonic witch turned up.

926
00:53:20,458 --> 00:53:22,917
And beat us in the darkness.

927
00:53:25,583 --> 00:53:26,743
How many men were there, men?

928
00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:28,750
Us…

929
00:53:29,708 --> 00:53:30,708
Four.

930
00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:31,875
And just him?

931
00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:34,000
Yes, just one.

932
00:53:34,917 --> 00:53:35,917
Plus, demonic witch!

933
00:53:47,417 --> 00:53:48,417
Cutlet?

934
00:53:51,125 --> 00:53:52,125
Then?

935
00:53:52,458 --> 00:53:54,125
Then they suddenly vanished.

936
00:53:54,667 --> 00:53:55,917
And then, we ran.

937
00:53:56,125 --> 00:53:57,208
- Yes.
- Yes.

938
00:54:00,417 --> 00:54:01,958
But, Mama, honestly...

939
00:54:02,042 --> 00:54:03,042
Who ran first?

940
00:54:22,625 --> 00:54:23,750
You must be hungry.

941
00:54:27,125 --> 00:54:28,125
Eat, men.

942
00:54:43,125 --> 00:54:44,125
<i>Spice.</i>

943
00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:47,125
<i>Until there's no taste
of chili in Goan food,</i>

944
00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:48,208
<i>there's no fun, is there?</i>

945
00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:49,333
Hello.

946
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:50,500
How are you?

947
00:54:51,333 --> 00:54:52,333
Listen,

948
00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:55,000
our Plan B is now our Plan A.

949
00:55:02,708 --> 00:55:04,509
<i>And naturally,
the spiciness will all combine.</i>

950
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,375
<i>Now we'll add some</i>

951
00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:13,333
<i>salt to taste.</i>

952
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:29,625
Good morning, Agent Patel.

953
00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:38,250
Last night…

954
00:55:40,417 --> 00:55:41,417
Did anything happen?

955
00:55:42,583 --> 00:55:43,583
I don't think so.

956
00:55:49,417 --> 00:55:50,875
These clothes aren't mine.

957
00:55:51,333 --> 00:55:54,000
Your clothes are on that chair over there.

958
00:55:55,167 --> 00:55:57,007
When I came in this morning,
I got you changed.

959
00:55:58,542 --> 00:55:59,542
Why, Geet?

960
00:55:59,875 --> 00:56:01,333
You looked sad.

961
00:56:04,958 --> 00:56:06,958
- Geet…
- Buckingham, your bird's here!

962
00:56:07,167 --> 00:56:08,167
What?

963
00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:17,208
Hey…

964
00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:18,917
Rupa.

965
00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:20,042
I went to your house.

966
00:56:21,083 --> 00:56:23,750
Your neighbor told me you got drunk
and came here last night.

967
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:26,750
Are these your clothes?

968
00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:28,500
Yes.

969
00:56:28,708 --> 00:56:29,875
No, no.

970
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,000
These…

971
00:56:32,292 --> 00:56:34,125
Apparently, I was looking sad…

972
00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:36,250
I don't know.

973
00:56:36,333 --> 00:56:37,333
Hi.

974
00:56:38,833 --> 00:56:39,833
Hi.

975
00:56:40,083 --> 00:56:41,083
Happy…

976
00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:43,411
I've really thought about it.

977
00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:44,833
Oh.

978
00:56:44,958 --> 00:56:46,083
About us.

979
00:56:46,583 --> 00:56:47,583
Oh.

980
00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:51,083
And… if you want to cook for me…

981
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,083
Then I wouldn't mind.

982
00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:56,750
Yes.

983
00:56:58,042 --> 00:57:01,208
Absolutely. I will make a feast for you.

984
00:57:05,542 --> 00:57:06,542
Rupa…

985
00:57:08,542 --> 00:57:09,542
I'm a spy.

986
00:57:11,083 --> 00:57:12,875
I'm in India on a mission

987
00:57:12,958 --> 00:57:14,500
to find a white girl.

988
00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:16,250
Not for me, just in general.

989
00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:18,958
And I can't find her.

990
00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:23,101
Pretty soon, I'm going to lose my job,
and I'll have to go back home...

991
00:57:23,125 --> 00:57:24,125
There is one idea.

992
00:57:24,292 --> 00:57:25,167
Listen.

993
00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:27,417
At Mama's, Mama's goons work.

994
00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:28,375
Your mother...

995
00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:29,750
Why don't we just follow them?

996
00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:32,500
Wherever Mama's is catering,

997
00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:34,167
Mama's goons will be there.

998
00:57:35,583 --> 00:57:36,833
She's a genius.

999
00:57:37,250 --> 00:57:38,250
It's common sense.

1000
00:57:39,167 --> 00:57:41,458
I mean, she's 16, we can be nice.

1001
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,500
By the time I was 16,
I had four cases on me.

1002
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,000
What, like luggage?

1003
00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:47,958
Look at this.

1004
00:57:48,083 --> 00:57:49,684
There's an event invitation on Facebook.

1005
00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:52,375
Mama sets up a stall
at every night market.

1006
00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:54,042
Tomorrow night, I'm performing there.

1007
00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:55,833
I will be there.

1008
00:57:58,917 --> 00:58:00,083
So the plan is simple.

1009
00:58:00,250 --> 00:58:02,792
Mama's goons will know
where Beatrice is being held.

1010
00:58:02,958 --> 00:58:05,333
<i>Geet, Happy, you put trackers
on the goons.</i>

1011
00:58:05,417 --> 00:58:06,292
<i>And, Rupa,</i>

1012
00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:08,292
<i>you create a distraction.
Copy?</i>

1013
00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:09,833
- Copy.
- Copy.

1014
00:58:10,292 --> 00:58:11,292
Can't hear.

1015
00:58:11,542 --> 00:58:12,542
You ready?

1016
00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:24,417
Hello, friends.

1017
00:58:24,792 --> 00:58:26,917
Welcome to the Panjor Night Market, man.

1018
00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:28,458
For your entertainment,

1019
00:58:28,667 --> 00:58:30,625
let's have a huge round of applause

1020
00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:32,500
for Kashmir's Kali,

1021
00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:34,583
Panjor's Pretty,

1022
00:58:35,125 --> 00:58:36,750
Dancing Queen…

1023
00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:38,833
Rupa!

1024
00:58:46,958 --> 00:58:47,958
<i>Happy.</i>

1025
00:58:48,792 --> 00:58:49,792
<i>Happy?</i>

1026
00:58:50,042 --> 00:58:51,042
<i>Happy, focus.</i>

1027
00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:08,542
Shut up! Shut up!

1028
00:59:09,042 --> 00:59:11,708
Your booing makes
no difference to me, alright!

1029
00:59:12,083 --> 00:59:14,042
The plan's failing,
the dancing shouldn't stop.

1030
00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:16,167
Dance is freedom, freedom!

1031
00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:17,250
Geet…

1032
00:59:17,708 --> 00:59:19,167
We will have to distract everyone.

1033
00:59:19,292 --> 00:59:21,333
If your moms had learned to move as much,

1034
00:59:21,417 --> 00:59:23,250
you wouldn't have been born,
you fuckers!

1035
00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:27,375
She just lay with your fat-ass dad!

1036
00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:28,583
Oh shit, man.

1037
00:59:28,792 --> 00:59:29,917
That's messed up.

1038
00:59:30,583 --> 00:59:31,458
How much?

1039
00:59:31,542 --> 00:59:33,875
So I'm introducing you to
the main act of the evening

1040
00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:35,250
a little early.

1041
00:59:35,333 --> 00:59:37,125
Let's have a huge round of applause

1042
00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:39,042
for Ash King!

1043
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:41,750
Tell Ash King to sing his longest song.

1044
00:59:42,833 --> 00:59:45,500
- It's lovely to be here in Panjor.
- Ash King…

1045
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,583
Today you have to sing

1046
00:59:49,125 --> 00:59:50,833
your best song ever.

1047
00:59:51,292 --> 00:59:52,833
Not the best, long!

1048
00:59:55,375 --> 00:59:56,375
Alright.

1049
00:59:57,292 --> 00:59:58,532
I'm going to have to touch her.

1050
01:00:02,292 --> 01:00:03,875
<i>Happy, what the hell are you doing?</i>

1051
01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:05,333
<i>This is your plan?</i>

1052
01:02:12,458 --> 01:02:14,299
Do not disconnect.
I said, "Do not disconnect!"

1053
01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:46,708
We've come from Mama's.

1054
01:02:47,125 --> 01:02:49,208
I told you, man. We've all come
from a mother.

1055
01:02:49,292 --> 01:02:50,292
This...

1056
01:02:54,792 --> 01:02:56,792
MI7 will terminate you.

1057
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,667
Our investigation

1058
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,208
will probably fail.

1059
01:03:00,292 --> 01:03:01,309
You're falling for me, right?

1060
01:03:01,333 --> 01:03:02,542
Something's missing…

1061
01:03:02,625 --> 01:03:04,375
You can still make it work.

1062
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:05,500
Take care.

1063
01:03:21,375 --> 01:03:22,625
Excellent work, Rupa.

1064
01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:24,917
Mama, what's going on?

1065
01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:30,750
You two…

1066
01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:33,042
Cutlet?

1067
01:03:35,792 --> 01:03:37,583
One piece would be nice, right?
Thank you.

1068
01:03:39,792 --> 01:03:41,512
You're right, I am feeling
a little peckish.

1069
01:03:41,583 --> 01:03:42,750
But this is not the time!

1070
01:03:43,917 --> 01:03:44,917
Excuse me…

1071
01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:48,833
According to our investigative findings,
you are "M".

1072
01:03:49,208 --> 01:03:51,875
The person who has kidnapped
Beatrice Fefferbaum.

1073
01:03:52,083 --> 01:03:52,958
And…

1074
01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:56,625
We have come here to find her.

1075
01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:57,708
Dickhead…

1076
01:03:58,917 --> 01:04:01,357
What do you think, I'm just going to
give it all up like that?

1077
01:04:02,125 --> 01:04:03,125
First, you tell me.

1078
01:04:03,667 --> 01:04:05,083
How would you like to die, man?

1079
01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:09,583
Mama <i>ji,</i>

1080
01:04:10,292 --> 01:04:12,583
Mama <i>ji,</i> you may as well
give us at least two pieces.

1081
01:04:12,833 --> 01:04:14,250
He's definitely hungry.

1082
01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:15,417
You know me so well.

1083
01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:16,500
Shut up, both of you!

1084
01:04:17,292 --> 01:04:19,000
Mama, you said, “Keep him busy,

1085
01:04:19,125 --> 01:04:21,645
break his heart, and he'll be
disheartened and go home himself.”

1086
01:04:24,542 --> 01:04:25,542
Rupa…

1087
01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:29,667
A curry leaf in a hot pan has no idea
what is about to be cooked.

1088
01:04:30,583 --> 01:04:31,792
You are the curry leaf.

1089
01:04:32,917 --> 01:04:33,917
Profound.

1090
01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:35,833
Oh! Very profound!

1091
01:04:37,083 --> 01:04:38,083
I have an idea.

1092
01:04:39,583 --> 01:04:41,750
I'm not going to kill you just like that.

1093
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,208
Let's have some fun first.

1094
01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:46,958
She's got a...

1095
01:04:47,042 --> 01:04:48,625
- Bell.
- Bell!

1096
01:04:49,458 --> 01:04:50,333
Bell?

1097
01:04:50,458 --> 01:04:51,333
I have no idea.

1098
01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:53,042
Dickson, Rickson, Carlton…

1099
01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:56,042
Special torture.

1100
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:02,667
Alright, it's fine.

1101
01:05:03,083 --> 01:05:05,250
MI7 gives us torture training.

1102
01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:06,708
You can't break me.

1103
01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:08,875
I've seen "Slumdog" three times.

1104
01:05:11,167 --> 01:05:12,167
We shall see.

1105
01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:13,542
Alright.

1106
01:05:18,125 --> 01:05:20,167
<i>My heart is melting</i>

1107
01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:22,458
<i>My tears have hardened</i>

1108
01:05:22,667 --> 01:05:24,917
<i>Love is my enemy</i>

1109
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,875
<i>Friends are my time</i>

1110
01:05:27,083 --> 01:05:29,333
<i>My love</i>

1111
01:05:29,417 --> 01:05:31,625
<i>My beloved</i>

1112
01:05:31,792 --> 01:05:34,083
<i>My love</i>

1113
01:05:34,333 --> 01:05:36,083
<i>My beloved</i>

1114
01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:38,125
<i>My love</i>

1115
01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:39,333
<i>My Belov...</i>

1116
01:05:39,667 --> 01:05:42,542
<i>I will meet you</i>

1117
01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:45,417
<i>By the river bank</i>

1118
01:05:45,583 --> 01:05:48,125
<i>I will meet you</i>

1119
01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:51,250
<i>By the river bank</i>

1120
01:05:51,458 --> 01:05:54,125
<i>Loneliness is my bottle</i>

1121
01:05:54,333 --> 01:05:56,542
<i>The bottle is calling you</i>

1122
01:05:56,708 --> 01:05:57,750
<i>Calling</i>

1123
01:05:57,833 --> 01:05:59,875
<i>Loneliness is my bottle</i>

1124
01:05:59,958 --> 01:06:01,333
Alright, enough!

1125
01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:02,875
Enough!
Enough!

1126
01:06:02,958 --> 01:06:04,792
<i>- Calling…</i>
- Alright.

1127
01:06:05,208 --> 01:06:06,375
What do you want?

1128
01:06:06,542 --> 01:06:07,875
What?!

1129
01:06:15,083 --> 01:06:17,500
What I want is already in front of me,

1130
01:06:18,792 --> 01:06:19,875
Happy Patel.

1131
01:06:20,792 --> 01:06:21,917
Oh!

1132
01:06:22,458 --> 01:06:24,625
I waited my whole bloody life for this.

1133
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,042
It took a lot of time and research
to find you.

1134
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,333
And while looking,

1135
01:06:33,417 --> 01:06:35,875
I stumbled across my new
business plan.

1136
01:06:37,708 --> 01:06:39,167
But business on the side for now…

1137
01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:43,924
Today I'm going to beat you so badly,
you will wish you were never born.

1138
01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:45,042
No.

1139
01:06:46,042 --> 01:06:47,417
- Mama.
- What?

1140
01:06:52,792 --> 01:06:53,792
Happy?

1141
01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:56,208
There's a problem…

1142
01:06:56,667 --> 01:06:59,167
It's International Supermodel
Milind Morea's birthday.

1143
01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:01,292
- He is saying he won't shoot the ad.
- Happy!

1144
01:07:01,375 --> 01:07:02,375
Tell him,

1145
01:07:02,417 --> 01:07:04,167
I'll make a strawberry cake for him.

1146
01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:06,458
And I'll feed him with my own hands.

1147
01:07:06,958 --> 01:07:08,750
- Celebrities these days!
- Happy…

1148
01:07:11,958 --> 01:07:12,958
I'll just be back.

1149
01:07:13,125 --> 01:07:14,125
Okay.

1150
01:07:16,542 --> 01:07:17,542
Happy…

1151
01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:18,708
Wake him up.

1152
01:07:18,833 --> 01:07:19,833
How?

1153
01:07:27,583 --> 01:07:28,583
Sandwich!

1154
01:07:30,958 --> 01:07:32,083
My fin...

1155
01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:36,250
- Happy…
- Listen.

1156
01:07:40,750 --> 01:07:42,625
Do exactly as I say.

1157
01:07:43,042 --> 01:07:45,042
It's the only way we'll be
able to get out of here.

1158
01:07:45,083 --> 01:07:46,417
All...

1159
01:07:46,667 --> 01:07:47,667
You shut up.

1160
01:07:47,875 --> 01:07:49,083
You just shut up!

1161
01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:50,458
Alright!

1162
01:07:50,625 --> 01:07:51,625
You're a mule!

1163
01:07:51,708 --> 01:07:52,708
Traitor!

1164
01:07:54,583 --> 01:07:56,000
You have beaten us.

1165
01:07:56,083 --> 01:07:57,083
Betrayed!

1166
01:07:57,375 --> 01:07:58,250
From today,

1167
01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,167
we are going to do whatever I say!

1168
01:08:00,542 --> 01:08:01,417
Do...

1169
01:08:01,500 --> 01:08:03,042
The last one was correct.

1170
01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:04,667
When I give you the signal,

1171
01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:05,958
we…

1172
01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:09,458
Will stand up and go to the door.

1173
01:08:09,625 --> 01:08:10,500
Alright?

1174
01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:11,667
With collective force,

1175
01:08:11,958 --> 01:08:13,167
we'll break through the door.

1176
01:08:14,083 --> 01:08:15,583
- What?
- She didn't hear a thing.

1177
01:08:15,708 --> 01:08:17,375
Then you bloody tell her, man!

1178
01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:20,542
He will give us a signal,

1179
01:08:20,958 --> 01:08:22,333
then his thing will stand up.

1180
01:08:22,792 --> 01:08:24,750
Then he'll shove it in the door,

1181
01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:26,500
and his thing will break.

1182
01:08:27,250 --> 01:08:28,667
What!
What's the point of that?

1183
01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:30,208
The door is really strong.

1184
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:33,042
I'll cut the ropes
and hit both of them.

1185
01:08:34,208 --> 01:08:35,208
She's saying

1186
01:08:35,292 --> 01:08:36,750
your thing is really strong!

1187
01:08:37,167 --> 01:08:38,667
She'll chop it off.

1188
01:08:38,875 --> 01:08:40,125
And hit us with it!

1189
01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:42,500
What? Here? Now? Why?

1190
01:08:42,625 --> 01:08:43,833
I don't know.

1191
01:08:44,208 --> 01:08:46,250
But when you both have sex,

1192
01:08:46,875 --> 01:08:48,667
the world will have a tsunami.

1193
01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:49,917
Oh God! Geet, you…

1194
01:08:50,042 --> 01:08:51,250
Get me Papa's gun.

1195
01:08:54,625 --> 01:08:56,042
You want Fefferbaum?

1196
01:08:56,458 --> 01:08:57,875
You can take her and go.

1197
01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:01,458
If you make it out of here alive!

1198
01:09:03,917 --> 01:09:05,083
Any last words, man?

1199
01:09:11,958 --> 01:09:13,208
Hello?

1200
01:09:16,667 --> 01:09:17,667
Mama?

1201
01:09:20,458 --> 01:09:21,458
Mama…

1202
01:09:22,542 --> 01:09:24,042
Rupa, me too.

1203
01:09:24,708 --> 01:09:26,083
Sorry, reflex action.

1204
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:31,375
Where is it?

1205
01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:32,625
My finger!

1206
01:09:34,917 --> 01:09:35,958
Where is it? Where is it?

1207
01:09:36,042 --> 01:09:36,917
Where did it go?

1208
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:37,875
My finger!

1209
01:09:37,958 --> 01:09:39,583
- Open, open!
- Geet, hurry.

1210
01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:41,875
Happy, come on!

1211
01:09:56,917 --> 01:09:57,917
No.

1212
01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:04,333
That was…

1213
01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:09,083
My…

1214
01:10:10,833 --> 01:10:13,500
Tasting finger!

1215
01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:03,708
Oh, my balls!

1216
01:11:05,542 --> 01:11:06,542
Happy…

1217
01:11:06,875 --> 01:11:07,750
I'm fine.

1218
01:11:07,833 --> 01:11:09,083
- Happy…
- I'm fine.

1219
01:11:09,417 --> 01:11:10,542
- Here.
- Oh God…

1220
01:11:11,167 --> 01:11:13,792
- Come on.
- How do you fix a finger?

1221
01:11:16,125 --> 01:11:17,250
Happy.

1222
01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:19,333
Roxy.

1223
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:20,583
What are you doing here?

1224
01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:22,708
I've come to save you, Union Jack.

1225
01:11:22,917 --> 01:11:24,750
First, I hacked the circuit system,

1226
01:11:24,833 --> 01:11:27,125
then I installed my
automated fuse diffusion wire.

1227
01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:28,542
That's it!
Light's out!

1228
01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:30,958
Yeah, no, you're right.
I understood all of that.

1229
01:11:31,792 --> 01:11:32,792
Happy…

1230
01:11:33,208 --> 01:11:34,208
No!

1231
01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:35,750
Traitor.

1232
01:11:39,583 --> 01:11:40,583
Hey, man.

1233
01:11:45,917 --> 01:11:47,292
Why are you fairer?

1234
01:11:49,625 --> 01:11:51,458
What the hell is going on
with your skin, man?

1235
01:11:52,042 --> 01:11:53,875
- Mama, pigmentation...
- Shut up!

1236
01:11:57,958 --> 01:11:58,833
Hey,

1237
01:11:58,958 --> 01:11:59,958
bounce!

1238
01:12:04,292 --> 01:12:05,292
Find them.

1239
01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:06,958
Yes, Mama. I'll go right now.

1240
01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:18,083
But…

1241
01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:19,458
Where shall I go to find them?

1242
01:12:19,542 --> 01:12:20,702
I wasn't here when they left.

1243
01:12:25,083 --> 01:12:26,083
Gomez?

1244
01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:27,625
Gomez, please, bro.

1245
01:12:27,750 --> 01:12:28,750
You just shot me, Gomez.

1246
01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:29,833
Wait.

1247
01:12:29,917 --> 01:12:31,597
Gomez, let's talk about it for one second.

1248
01:12:33,292 --> 01:12:34,292
Not cool!

1249
01:12:36,167 --> 01:12:37,542
Good morning, Wimbledon.

1250
01:12:49,083 --> 01:12:50,083
Namaste.

1251
01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:53,875
Who are you?

1252
01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:55,333
Who are you?

1253
01:12:55,833 --> 01:12:57,500
- What...
- You're Happy Patel.

1254
01:12:58,125 --> 01:12:59,583
MI7's low-level agent.

1255
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,083
You're here undercover.

1256
01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:03,958
Investigating Beatrice
Fefferbaum's kidnapping.

1257
01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:07,208
And you?

1258
01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:08,208
You're Roxy.

1259
01:13:08,292 --> 01:13:09,167
From Panjor.

1260
01:13:09,292 --> 01:13:10,875
An orphan girl with an IQ of 200.

1261
01:13:12,583 --> 01:13:13,625
And you.

1262
01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:16,125
You're Geet.

1263
01:13:26,375 --> 01:13:27,583
You tricked us.

1264
01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:29,083
Guys, I didn't trick anyone.

1265
01:13:29,417 --> 01:13:30,417
- Fuck off!
- Fuck off!

1266
01:13:30,458 --> 01:13:32,125
- Just saying.
- Rupa Kumar…

1267
01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:34,250
Choreographer and dancer.

1268
01:13:35,042 --> 01:13:39,042
At a time, she charges
3400 plus GST per performance.

1269
01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:41,875
Earlier, she was Mama's right hand.

1270
01:13:42,208 --> 01:13:43,417
And now she works for C.I.S.S.

1271
01:13:44,542 --> 01:13:48,000
Secret agent of the Confidential
Indian Secret Service.

1272
01:13:52,417 --> 01:13:53,958
You're an agent, she's an agent.

1273
01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,083
Your kid

1274
01:13:55,208 --> 01:13:56,583
will definitely get an MBA.

1275
01:13:59,292 --> 01:14:03,292
We have been observing
Mama's operation for five years.

1276
01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:07,792
She took over her father's entire business
and expanded it.

1277
01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:10,208
Now she has become the Don of Goa.

1278
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,875
To get close to her,

1279
01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:15,208
we recruited Rupa.

1280
01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:18,333
I had to trap you.

1281
01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:20,208
Or I would have blown my own cover.

1282
01:14:20,625 --> 01:14:23,250
We know that Mama
is planning something big.

1283
01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:25,417
And we need to find out what that is,

1284
01:14:25,750 --> 01:14:26,917
and stop it.

1285
01:14:27,250 --> 01:14:29,500
Hang on,
I can help you with all of this.

1286
01:14:29,583 --> 01:14:30,458
Absolutely not!

1287
01:14:30,542 --> 01:14:31,792
You're not qualified.

1288
01:14:31,958 --> 01:14:34,625
You fucked up our entire operation.
Almost.

1289
01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:36,375
Look, I have information.

1290
01:14:36,458 --> 01:14:38,042
- Information?
- Information.

1291
01:14:38,208 --> 01:14:39,375
What type of information?

1292
01:14:39,458 --> 01:14:40,684
Informative type of information.

1293
01:14:40,708 --> 01:14:42,768
What other type of information is there?
What the fu...

1294
01:14:42,792 --> 01:14:43,792
Listen, alright.

1295
01:14:43,833 --> 01:14:46,417
I saw outside of Mama's house

1296
01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:48,750
AG Packerwal, with boxes.

1297
01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:49,708
- Hey, bounce!
- Alright?

1298
01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:50,875
I think

1299
01:14:51,042 --> 01:14:53,708
there's something going on inside
AG Packerwal's warehouse.

1300
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,125
I'm not the wife!

1301
01:14:58,083 --> 01:14:59,083
One minute.

1302
01:15:02,292 --> 01:15:04,708
- What do you think?
- Seems fine.

1303
01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:06,250
I don't know.

1304
01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:09,875
- I don't think he is lying.
- It's risky, but alright.

1305
01:15:10,208 --> 01:15:11,625
We should also say something.

1306
01:15:13,458 --> 01:15:14,625
I don't have anything to say.

1307
01:15:14,708 --> 01:15:15,958
- Agent Patel.
- Yes?

1308
01:15:16,458 --> 01:15:18,375
Do you agree to collaborate
with our agency?

1309
01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:21,083
Yes.

1310
01:15:21,958 --> 01:15:24,125
- Yes!
- Hey, kids are not allowed!

1311
01:15:27,250 --> 01:15:28,250
Excuse me?

1312
01:15:28,292 --> 01:15:29,167
Good luck.

1313
01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:32,958
We'll raid AG Packerwal's warehouse
tomorrow night.

1314
01:15:33,208 --> 01:15:34,208
Yeah.

1315
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,083
Collaboration.

1316
01:15:36,458 --> 01:15:37,458
You

1317
01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:38,375
and us,

1318
01:15:38,458 --> 01:15:39,333
and backup

1319
01:15:39,417 --> 01:15:40,417
- as one.
- No!

1320
01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:41,833
Just us.

1321
01:15:41,958 --> 01:15:42,833
Fuck the what?

1322
01:15:42,958 --> 01:15:43,958
Us.

1323
01:15:44,208 --> 01:15:45,750
Who's that? I...

1324
01:15:46,042 --> 01:15:47,042
Hey!

1325
01:15:50,625 --> 01:15:51,500
Don't try to act over smart.

1326
01:15:51,583 --> 01:15:52,583
This is our area.

1327
01:15:53,458 --> 01:15:54,458
<i>Dear diary,</i>

1328
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,083
<i>"M" is Mama.</i>

1329
01:15:56,667 --> 01:15:58,042
<i>But who's Apan?</i>

1330
01:15:58,542 --> 01:15:59,917
<i>And why are we fucking...</i>

1331
01:16:05,167 --> 01:16:06,167
You?

1332
01:16:06,708 --> 01:16:08,000
I couldn't sleep.

1333
01:16:08,833 --> 01:16:09,833
Drink?

1334
01:16:10,708 --> 01:16:12,833
I worked for Mama for five years.

1335
01:16:14,333 --> 01:16:16,333
If I had given her up to CISS,

1336
01:16:16,458 --> 01:16:18,792
they would have cleaned my entire record.

1337
01:16:21,708 --> 01:16:22,875
That's why I dance.

1338
01:16:24,333 --> 01:16:25,750
Because when I dance,

1339
01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:28,417
I don't feel like one of Mama's puppets.

1340
01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:36,542
I failed the MI7 exam five times.

1341
01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:40,375
Seven times.

1342
01:16:43,792 --> 01:16:44,792
My dads

1343
01:16:45,083 --> 01:16:46,583
are amazing agents.

1344
01:16:47,458 --> 01:16:48,792
And when I cook,

1345
01:16:52,958 --> 01:16:54,583
it helps me forget…

1346
01:16:55,917 --> 01:16:57,077
That I'm not as good as them.

1347
01:16:58,042 --> 01:17:00,208
<i>That was a nostalgic composition.</i>

1348
01:17:00,542 --> 01:17:02,083
<i>Hero-Heroine's back story.</i>

1349
01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:03,792
<i>Our next song.</i>

1350
01:17:03,958 --> 01:17:05,833
<i>Chemistry and Marathi rap.</i>

1351
01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:10,125
You're not a bad agent at all.

1352
01:17:15,333 --> 01:17:16,708
And I love

1353
01:17:17,708 --> 01:17:18,958
the way you dance.

1354
01:17:40,458 --> 01:17:41,458
Alright.

1355
01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:43,292
Complete silence.

1356
01:17:44,042 --> 01:17:45,417
This is… a wall!

1357
01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:47,708
- Hey! Over here!
- Where are we? Oh!

1358
01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:50,333
Sorry.

1359
01:17:53,125 --> 01:17:54,000
Happy,

1360
01:17:54,083 --> 01:17:54,958
I have an idea.

1361
01:17:55,083 --> 01:17:56,500
We need a diversion.

1362
01:17:56,625 --> 01:17:58,434
Mama has kidnapped a bunch of people
and kept them here.

1363
01:17:58,458 --> 01:17:59,583
I'll go and set them free.

1364
01:17:59,792 --> 01:18:01,000
Then I'll signal you.

1365
01:18:01,083 --> 01:18:02,083
Then you save them all.

1366
01:18:02,667 --> 01:18:03,958
Yeah.

1367
01:18:04,542 --> 01:18:05,542
Good luck.

1368
01:18:15,542 --> 01:18:16,542
<i>Alright.</i>

1369
01:18:17,333 --> 01:18:18,625
<i>- Will it explode?
- It will, man.</i>

1370
01:18:18,708 --> 01:18:20,250
<i>Are you sure it will explode? When?</i>

1371
01:18:20,917 --> 01:18:21,917
<i>I don't know. Three…</i>

1372
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,000
<i>Two…</i>

1373
01:18:23,333 --> 01:18:24,458
<i>Oh, bang!</i>

1374
01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:42,083
Who are they?

1375
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:43,500
Not now, Geet.

1376
01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:46,417
Agent Patel, use your training!

1377
01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:55,333
What's this?

1378
01:18:56,417 --> 01:18:57,417
Singham!

1379
01:18:57,458 --> 01:18:59,458
Singham had a gun!

1380
01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:01,125
What?

1381
01:19:06,667 --> 01:19:08,292
Rupa! Rupa, are you alright?

1382
01:19:08,542 --> 01:19:09,542
Geet.

1383
01:19:09,667 --> 01:19:10,958
Hey, what are you doing here?

1384
01:19:11,208 --> 01:19:12,833
Mamareal sent me an endorsement deal.

1385
01:19:13,083 --> 01:19:14,708
I didn't read the fine print properly…

1386
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,292
Kidnapping was mentioned in it.

1387
01:19:20,708 --> 01:19:22,208
International…

1388
01:19:22,292 --> 01:19:23,583
- Supermodel…
- Supermodel…

1389
01:19:24,042 --> 01:19:25,042
- Milind…
- Milind…

1390
01:19:29,833 --> 01:19:30,833
Morea!

1391
01:19:31,375 --> 01:19:32,375
Who's that?

1392
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:45,875
Oh!

1393
01:19:45,958 --> 01:19:47,125
Oh God.

1394
01:19:52,833 --> 01:19:53,833
Alright…

1395
01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:56,333
Oh shit!

1396
01:20:15,417 --> 01:20:16,458
You twist.

1397
01:20:17,125 --> 01:20:18,125
Oh.

1398
01:20:26,375 --> 01:20:29,333
You stop it! Stop what you're...

1399
01:21:06,083 --> 01:21:08,458
Milind sir, can you help the others?

1400
01:21:09,875 --> 01:21:10,875
Sorry.

1401
01:21:11,750 --> 01:21:13,000
I have a facial booked today.

1402
01:21:15,583 --> 01:21:17,042
Makes sense.

1403
01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:20,708
Geet…

1404
01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:21,917
Throw the bottle!

1405
01:21:22,042 --> 01:21:23,042
Smash that glass!

1406
01:21:30,042 --> 01:21:31,792
Ms. Fefferbaum…

1407
01:21:32,417 --> 01:21:34,208
His Majesty's, I'm here…

1408
01:21:35,833 --> 01:21:36,833
I'm fine.

1409
01:21:38,542 --> 01:21:39,542
I'm…

1410
01:21:41,042 --> 01:21:42,542
Here to…

1411
01:21:42,875 --> 01:21:44,333
Rescue you…

1412
01:21:45,750 --> 01:21:46,750
Oh!

1413
01:21:49,083 --> 01:21:50,583
I can walk, you know.

1414
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,000
- I'm actually fine, you know.
- This is the mission!

1415
01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:04,292
Hey, why isn't Mama here?

1416
01:22:04,583 --> 01:22:05,583
- Are you alright?
- Yes.

1417
01:22:05,625 --> 01:22:07,500
You completely wasted our time.

1418
01:22:07,917 --> 01:22:09,597
You have no idea what I have been through.

1419
01:22:09,708 --> 01:22:10,625
I know someone will come.

1420
01:22:10,708 --> 01:22:12,559
You were the one who gave
this information, Agent Kumar.

1421
01:22:12,583 --> 01:22:14,143
You got some explaining to do. Come on.

1422
01:22:14,167 --> 01:22:15,934
You told us Mama would be here
in the warehouse.

1423
01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:17,083
- Oh God.
- You lied.

1424
01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:20,167
If you are handing out
kisses to everyone, then…

1425
01:22:20,833 --> 01:22:22,042
I also rescue.

1426
01:22:23,042 --> 01:22:23,917
Agent Mole.

1427
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,625
Operation Homecoming is a success.

1428
01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:26,958
It's not a success.

1429
01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:28,500
You've gone viral.

1430
01:22:28,708 --> 01:22:29,708
I feel fine.

1431
01:22:29,833 --> 01:22:31,500
The extraction ship is on the way.

1432
01:22:31,792 --> 01:22:33,375
<i>Ms. Fefferbaum is coming home.</i>

1433
01:22:33,583 --> 01:22:34,458
No, sir. You...

1434
01:22:34,542 --> 01:22:37,792
But your identity has been
compromised on the internet.

1435
01:22:37,875 --> 01:22:39,875
- What?
- This conversation never happened.

1436
01:22:40,333 --> 01:22:41,417
Shit, alright.

1437
01:22:41,542 --> 01:22:42,417
Geet,

1438
01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:43,750
I'm going to Abonda.

1439
01:22:45,625 --> 01:22:46,625
Check on Roxy.

1440
01:22:46,875 --> 01:22:48,625
Yeah, but I can drop you in a taxi.

1441
01:22:48,708 --> 01:22:50,028
- On the way.
- This is the mission!

1442
01:22:51,250 --> 01:22:52,500
Or I could walk.

1443
01:22:52,583 --> 01:22:54,208
No. Not on my watch, ma'am.

1444
01:22:56,833 --> 01:22:59,625
<i>Let's do one thing, we have
this meat with us.</i>

1445
01:22:59,708 --> 01:23:01,167
<i>And with this meat…</i>

1446
01:23:01,333 --> 01:23:03,250
<i>Mama, Happy and some police officers came,</i>

1447
01:23:03,375 --> 01:23:06,792
<i>destroyed the warehouse,
and the white girl ran away too, Mama.</i>

1448
01:23:21,125 --> 01:23:22,667
We have brought you a small message

1449
01:23:23,542 --> 01:23:24,542
from Mama.

1450
01:23:39,250 --> 01:23:40,250
Are you okay?

1451
01:23:40,958 --> 01:23:42,208
I'm fine. Are you okay?

1452
01:23:42,292 --> 01:23:45,167
Again… my tailbone has been broken!

1453
01:23:46,417 --> 01:23:47,708
I told you I could walk.

1454
01:23:47,792 --> 01:23:48,917
This is the mission!

1455
01:23:49,917 --> 01:23:50,917
Bye, Happy!

1456
01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:52,333
Good luck!

1457
01:23:52,458 --> 01:23:53,458
Thank you, guest.

1458
01:24:14,917 --> 01:24:15,917
Are you okay?

1459
01:24:16,333 --> 01:24:17,792
I'm fine, Fish n Chips.

1460
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,125
Oh, Geet, thank you.

1461
01:24:21,792 --> 01:24:24,083
Happy, Mama's goons showed up.

1462
01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:26,333
I saw them and hid.

1463
01:24:27,625 --> 01:24:28,625
But…

1464
01:24:29,208 --> 01:24:30,375
This was something else.

1465
01:24:30,833 --> 01:24:33,667
I mean, all these years,
we've seen Mama's vengeance.

1466
01:24:34,167 --> 01:24:35,875
This was something different.

1467
01:24:40,833 --> 01:24:41,875
I'm sorry.

1468
01:24:42,792 --> 01:24:44,167
But you are screwed.

1469
01:24:46,625 --> 01:24:48,292
Three thousand views on this.

1470
01:24:49,208 --> 01:24:50,583
And that's viral?

1471
01:24:50,750 --> 01:24:51,833
Panjor viral.

1472
01:24:52,125 --> 01:24:53,125
Oh.

1473
01:24:57,458 --> 01:24:58,333
<i>British.</i>

1474
01:24:58,417 --> 01:25:00,542
<i>The British have stolen so much from us.</i>

1475
01:25:00,625 --> 01:25:01,500
<i>Kohinoor Diamond,</i>

1476
01:25:01,583 --> 01:25:03,458
chicken tikka masala,
<i>King Ko Lee.</i>

1477
01:25:03,583 --> 01:25:05,583
<i>And in return, all they have given us is</i>

1478
01:25:05,792 --> 01:25:07,167
<i>lust for fair skin!</i>

1479
01:25:07,375 --> 01:25:09,208
<i>Lust for applying IMUMI creams!</i>

1480
01:25:09,458 --> 01:25:10,458
<i>But did you know,</i>

1481
01:25:10,542 --> 01:25:13,542
<i>buying IMUMI creams
only benefits the Brits?</i>

1482
01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:15,417
<i>And to hide this information,</i>

1483
01:25:15,583 --> 01:25:17,750
<i>they have now sent someone
to infiltrate us</i>

1484
01:25:17,833 --> 01:25:21,375
<i>who looks like us, but is fully British!</i>

1485
01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:25,042
<i>He's not our friend. He is a British pawn!</i>

1486
01:25:25,625 --> 01:25:27,250
<i>That's why, Forget IMUMI.</i>

1487
01:25:27,458 --> 01:25:29,250
<i>And use only homegrown desi</i>

1488
01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:31,000
<i>Mamareal Fairness Cream.</i>

1489
01:25:31,333 --> 01:25:33,250
<i>The need to become white will continue,</i>

1490
01:25:33,333 --> 01:25:35,042
<i>but the benefit will be only Mama…</i>

1491
01:25:35,125 --> 01:25:36,833
<i>I mean, India's.</i>

1492
01:25:44,500 --> 01:25:46,208
Did you know about this IMUMI stuff?

1493
01:25:51,167 --> 01:25:52,167
Yes.

1494
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:55,750
I'm so sorry, I just…

1495
01:25:56,708 --> 01:25:58,667
I was told that a girl's life was…

1496
01:25:58,917 --> 01:26:00,083
On the line.

1497
01:26:01,833 --> 01:26:03,167
And I was dying to be an agent.

1498
01:26:05,167 --> 01:26:06,250
Just like my dads.

1499
01:26:08,958 --> 01:26:10,917
Are you still dying to be an agent?

1500
01:26:13,125 --> 01:26:14,125
No.

1501
01:26:15,833 --> 01:26:17,250
I want to be a friend now, Geet.

1502
01:26:20,208 --> 01:26:22,417
Panjor is not going to want
to be your friend.

1503
01:26:55,083 --> 01:26:56,958
<i>Tonight at 8:00 p.m.,</i>

1504
01:26:57,667 --> 01:26:59,875
<i>give up Happy Patel.</i>

1505
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:02,500
<i>Or the whole of Goa will be on fire.</i>

1506
01:27:13,583 --> 01:27:14,583
Oh…

1507
01:27:25,833 --> 01:27:26,708
Oh,

1508
01:27:26,833 --> 01:27:27,833
thank you.

1509
01:27:29,458 --> 01:27:30,458
Thank you.

1510
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,000
Oh God.

1511
01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:36,417
This coffee is...

1512
01:27:36,458 --> 01:27:37,708
It's last time's order.

1513
01:27:40,917 --> 01:27:42,000
From five days ago?

1514
01:27:42,792 --> 01:27:43,792
Yeah.

1515
01:27:46,750 --> 01:27:47,750
Things…

1516
01:27:48,333 --> 01:27:49,417
Cool down.

1517
01:27:50,750 --> 01:27:53,458
The whole of Panjor is
a little hot right now.

1518
01:27:56,125 --> 01:27:57,125
It will cool down.

1519
01:28:00,583 --> 01:28:01,708
How do you know?

1520
01:28:04,208 --> 01:28:06,750
In India, old people know everything.

1521
01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:09,125
But I'm not Indian, am I?

1522
01:28:09,208 --> 01:28:10,458
Why do you think that?

1523
01:28:12,708 --> 01:28:13,708
I failed.

1524
01:28:15,583 --> 01:28:16,958
I wasn't able to fit in.

1525
01:28:34,625 --> 01:28:35,625
Happy…

1526
01:28:37,625 --> 01:28:39,875
You have to be yourself.

1527
01:28:40,375 --> 01:28:41,375
And then,

1528
01:28:42,458 --> 01:28:43,583
you will be Indian.

1529
01:28:56,250 --> 01:28:58,250
Thanks, old man.

1530
01:29:01,583 --> 01:29:04,208
You should be an influencer.

1531
01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:08,750
I already have an OnlyFan page.

1532
01:29:11,375 --> 01:29:12,375
Oh.

1533
01:29:18,250 --> 01:29:20,333
I don't know what's going to happen
after today.

1534
01:29:21,958 --> 01:29:22,958
Probably,

1535
01:29:23,583 --> 01:29:25,208
Mama will kill me.

1536
01:29:29,667 --> 01:29:30,667
Definitely.

1537
01:29:32,875 --> 01:29:33,958
A man…

1538
01:29:34,875 --> 01:29:35,875
What is a man?

1539
01:29:36,875 --> 01:29:37,875
Just…

1540
01:29:39,208 --> 01:29:40,208
A fucker…

1541
01:29:42,375 --> 01:29:43,375
I am a fucker.

1542
01:29:45,708 --> 01:29:46,708
You…

1543
01:29:47,958 --> 01:29:49,208
Are fuckers.

1544
01:29:50,083 --> 01:29:51,292
We are all…

1545
01:29:53,750 --> 01:29:54,750
Fuckers!

1546
01:29:55,417 --> 01:29:56,417
Right?

1547
01:29:58,375 --> 01:29:59,375
When a…

1548
01:29:59,708 --> 01:30:00,958
Small fucker…

1549
01:30:03,417 --> 01:30:04,708
Flies into the sky.

1550
01:30:06,625 --> 01:30:08,000
Flying is its job.

1551
01:30:09,958 --> 01:30:11,167
I want to fly.

1552
01:30:13,333 --> 01:30:14,333
With all

1553
01:30:14,458 --> 01:30:15,500
you fuckers.

1554
01:30:15,875 --> 01:30:16,875
Birds?

1555
01:30:17,542 --> 01:30:18,542
Yes.

1556
01:30:20,333 --> 01:30:21,708
My dads are foreigners.

1557
01:30:24,208 --> 01:30:25,333
But I have…

1558
01:30:27,167 --> 01:30:28,458
My mother's eyes.

1559
01:30:28,958 --> 01:30:30,125
Mother's eyes.

1560
01:30:30,958 --> 01:30:32,083
I am Indian.

1561
01:30:36,583 --> 01:30:38,833
And I feel it for the first time.

1562
01:30:39,958 --> 01:30:41,083
Inside my heart.

1563
01:30:48,125 --> 01:30:49,125
And…

1564
01:30:50,333 --> 01:30:51,333
This heart…

1565
01:30:54,458 --> 01:30:55,458
Only…

1566
01:30:57,083 --> 01:30:59,417
Beats…

1567
01:30:59,875 --> 01:31:00,875
For you.

1568
01:31:02,667 --> 01:31:03,667
Rupa.

1569
01:31:06,083 --> 01:31:07,583
I love you.

1570
01:31:10,833 --> 01:31:11,875
He means you.

1571
01:31:13,458 --> 01:31:14,625
I know.

1572
01:31:20,125 --> 01:31:21,417
Happy,

1573
01:31:23,792 --> 01:31:25,333
I love you, too.

1574
01:31:29,125 --> 01:31:30,125
Nice.

1575
01:31:53,958 --> 01:31:55,542
We have to do
something about this.

1576
01:31:55,875 --> 01:31:56,875
I know.

1577
01:31:59,458 --> 01:32:00,333
Guys,

1578
01:32:00,417 --> 01:32:02,292
I've got a really bad idea.

1579
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,208
Village people!

1580
01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:27,458
Are you mad or what?!

1581
01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:28,417
This is Goa, man!

1582
01:32:28,500 --> 01:32:29,500
Right. Sorry.

1583
01:32:30,083 --> 01:32:31,208
People of Goa!

1584
01:32:31,458 --> 01:32:32,333
Correct.

1585
01:32:32,417 --> 01:32:33,958
People of Panjor!

1586
01:32:34,833 --> 01:32:35,833
And…

1587
01:32:36,458 --> 01:32:39,500
People of the Greater Panjor area.

1588
01:32:41,208 --> 01:32:44,125
For years, you have lived in fear of Mama.

1589
01:32:45,458 --> 01:32:46,458
I'm tired.

1590
01:32:47,250 --> 01:32:48,250
And I know…

1591
01:32:48,708 --> 01:32:49,875
You are tired as well.

1592
01:32:50,458 --> 01:32:51,458
I'm saying,

1593
01:32:51,958 --> 01:32:52,958
today…

1594
01:32:53,958 --> 01:32:56,125
We have a chance

1595
01:32:58,208 --> 01:32:59,542
to defeat Mama.

1596
01:33:01,208 --> 01:33:02,208
If you

1597
01:33:02,750 --> 01:33:03,750
and I

1598
01:33:03,792 --> 01:33:05,500
fight together

1599
01:33:06,333 --> 01:33:07,333
as allies.

1600
01:33:07,667 --> 01:33:09,227
But why should we take
your word for it?

1601
01:33:09,625 --> 01:33:10,625
Good question.

1602
01:33:11,417 --> 01:33:13,167
Because I, just like you,

1603
01:33:13,250 --> 01:33:15,000
am a simple man.

1604
01:33:15,083 --> 01:33:16,667
There is nothing bigger than that.

1605
01:33:16,750 --> 01:33:19,208
But Mama has killed
simple men like you before.

1606
01:33:19,458 --> 01:33:20,851
You are really negative, you know that.

1607
01:33:20,875 --> 01:33:23,083
I'm not sure what happened
in your childhood.

1608
01:33:23,167 --> 01:33:24,167
Just speaking facts.

1609
01:33:24,208 --> 01:33:25,375
Alright, shit!

1610
01:33:25,458 --> 01:33:26,458
Oh…

1611
01:33:27,333 --> 01:33:28,625
Seventy minutes!

1612
01:33:29,083 --> 01:33:30,083
Right

1613
01:33:30,792 --> 01:33:32,583
Seventy minutes is all you have!

1614
01:33:32,708 --> 01:33:33,809
Why? What's happening at 9:30 p.m.?

1615
01:33:33,833 --> 01:33:35,542
Oh, lid of fuck! This is not…

1616
01:33:35,625 --> 01:33:36,750
Oh, man!

1617
01:33:37,167 --> 01:33:38,167
Wait.

1618
01:33:38,458 --> 01:33:39,458
Listen,

1619
01:33:39,500 --> 01:33:41,667
we have all become Mama's enemy now.

1620
01:33:43,125 --> 01:33:44,667
Today she's asking for Happy.

1621
01:33:45,042 --> 01:33:46,393
Who is she going to ask for tomorrow?

1622
01:33:46,417 --> 01:33:47,292
You?

1623
01:33:47,375 --> 01:33:48,375
Your family?

1624
01:33:48,417 --> 01:33:49,976
How much more is she going to
extort us for?

1625
01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:51,583
The extortion will keep rising.

1626
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,000
Will you be able to pay?

1627
01:33:53,208 --> 01:33:54,458
For how long?

1628
01:33:54,708 --> 01:33:56,833
It's his fault, I know.

1629
01:33:57,792 --> 01:34:01,167
He's an idiot, childlike bastard!

1630
01:34:01,333 --> 01:34:02,917
Beautiful ears, too…

1631
01:34:03,417 --> 01:34:04,542
That's true.

1632
01:34:04,833 --> 01:34:06,417
But I believe in him.

1633
01:34:13,083 --> 01:34:16,708
Today, Happy Patel is banging a new beat.

1634
01:34:17,458 --> 01:34:18,833
Can you hear it?

1635
01:34:25,958 --> 01:34:28,333
So, now you are either with Mama

1636
01:34:28,958 --> 01:34:29,958
or with us.

1637
01:34:30,750 --> 01:34:32,500
But either way, we will dance.

1638
01:35:28,333 --> 01:35:29,333
Patel?

1639
01:35:33,125 --> 01:35:34,125
Panjor.

1640
01:35:44,583 --> 01:35:46,083
Mama, it's a large crowd.

1641
01:35:47,667 --> 01:35:48,958
If we kill everyone…

1642
01:35:49,208 --> 01:35:50,208
Who will pay us?

1643
01:35:57,083 --> 01:35:58,542
- Panjor!
- Panjor!

1644
01:36:01,208 --> 01:36:02,500
- Panjor!
- Panjor!

1645
01:36:06,542 --> 01:36:08,458
- Panjor!
- Panjor!

1646
01:36:09,500 --> 01:36:11,125
Guys, we all know where we are, right?

1647
01:36:11,250 --> 01:36:13,167
It's a local conflict, right?

1648
01:36:13,458 --> 01:36:14,833
- Correct.
- Thank you.

1649
01:36:15,208 --> 01:36:16,208
Sorry.

1650
01:36:25,333 --> 01:36:26,458
Hi, my…

1651
01:36:27,917 --> 01:36:28,917
Angel.

1652
01:36:31,375 --> 01:36:32,375
Namaste,

1653
01:36:33,583 --> 01:36:34,583
Auntie.

1654
01:36:37,208 --> 01:36:38,625
You know, there's an old saying,

1655
01:36:39,625 --> 01:36:42,292
"No matter how sour the seed of
a piece of tamarind is,

1656
01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:45,750
it settles once you cook it".

1657
01:36:46,042 --> 01:36:49,542
But lady fingers should only be
fried in mustard oil.

1658
01:36:51,208 --> 01:36:52,208
Oh yeah?

1659
01:36:52,792 --> 01:36:53,792
Yeah.

1660
01:36:59,958 --> 01:37:02,208
If you drank your mother's milk,
pull out your gun!

1661
01:37:02,583 --> 01:37:04,559
Technically, my mother died
in the third scene of this film,

1662
01:37:04,583 --> 01:37:05,958
so I couldn't drink her milk.

1663
01:37:07,708 --> 01:37:10,000
But two very intelligent
people once said,

1664
01:37:11,958 --> 01:37:12,958
"A real agent…"

1665
01:37:14,625 --> 01:37:16,125
"Doesn't need a gun."

1666
01:37:17,292 --> 01:37:18,833
If you have guts,

1667
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:22,625
bring the real fight to me, Mama.

1668
01:37:26,667 --> 01:37:27,667
You,

1669
01:37:28,708 --> 01:37:29,708
and me…

1670
01:37:31,333 --> 01:37:32,333
And food.

1671
01:37:35,708 --> 01:37:36,708
Food?

1672
01:37:38,667 --> 01:37:41,833
I've fed the entire Panjor my cutlets.

1673
01:37:43,250 --> 01:37:45,208
Let's fucking go!

1674
01:37:51,458 --> 01:37:52,917
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

1675
01:37:53,167 --> 01:37:54,167
I am Meiyang Chang,

1676
01:37:54,250 --> 01:37:55,750
and I welcome you all to

1677
01:37:56,042 --> 01:37:57,667
"Best Chef Goa".

1678
01:37:58,208 --> 01:37:59,708
This is our series opener

1679
01:37:59,792 --> 01:38:01,167
and our series finale, too.

1680
01:38:01,958 --> 01:38:02,833
Short format.

1681
01:38:02,917 --> 01:38:04,583
It is a power-packed episode.

1682
01:38:04,917 --> 01:38:08,333
And today our competition will be between

1683
01:38:08,542 --> 01:38:10,375
Happy and Mama!

1684
01:38:11,333 --> 01:38:12,958
Mama!

1685
01:38:13,042 --> 01:38:15,625
Mama!

1686
01:38:15,917 --> 01:38:17,875
Mama!

1687
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:19,458
Sir, your shot is ready.

1688
01:38:19,583 --> 01:38:22,500
Who will become Goa's Best Chef?

1689
01:38:22,958 --> 01:38:24,625
That will be decided by

1690
01:38:24,833 --> 01:38:25,833
the one.

1691
01:38:26,083 --> 01:38:27,083
The only.

1692
01:38:27,208 --> 01:38:28,208
The OG!

1693
01:38:28,292 --> 01:38:29,750
Sanjeev Kapoor <i>ji!</i>

1694
01:38:34,042 --> 01:38:35,042
Yeah.

1695
01:38:36,083 --> 01:38:37,083
Remember,

1696
01:38:37,375 --> 01:38:38,375
salt…

1697
01:38:38,917 --> 01:38:39,917
To taste!

1698
01:38:39,958 --> 01:38:41,250
TO TASTE

1699
01:38:41,333 --> 01:38:42,500
Spicy!

1700
01:38:49,458 --> 01:38:51,417
Your fathers killed my father.

1701
01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:54,292
If you lose today,

1702
01:38:55,042 --> 01:38:56,792
I will kill you with his gun.

1703
01:39:00,750 --> 01:39:01,750
Sure.

1704
01:39:03,958 --> 01:39:05,292
But if I win,

1705
01:39:07,917 --> 01:39:09,792
you will leave Panjor alone.

1706
01:39:13,083 --> 01:39:14,833
Let there be food.

1707
01:39:15,125 --> 01:39:16,375
Let there be mood.

1708
01:39:17,292 --> 01:39:18,583
Let there be light!

1709
01:39:22,208 --> 01:39:24,129
<i>Hey, listen. This is
Happy's girlfriend speaking.</i>

1710
01:39:24,583 --> 01:39:26,226
<i>Make sure you send the package.
Don't forget.</i>

1711
01:39:26,250 --> 01:39:28,500
<i>- Rog, he has a girlfriend!</i>
- Are you ready?

1712
01:39:29,417 --> 01:39:30,750
Salt to taste.

1713
01:39:31,667 --> 01:39:32,667
- What?
- I don't know.

1714
01:39:32,708 --> 01:39:35,708
Sanjeev Kapoor said it,
and it sounded really cool, so I…

1715
01:39:36,667 --> 01:39:37,542
- Listen.
- Yes?

1716
01:39:37,625 --> 01:39:38,625
Block out everything

1717
01:39:38,833 --> 01:39:39,833
and just cook.

1718
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:42,333
- Yeah.
- Sanjeev sir,

1719
01:39:42,708 --> 01:39:43,792
are you ready to judge?

1720
01:39:43,875 --> 01:39:44,917
Absolutely ready.

1721
01:39:47,042 --> 01:39:48,875
Let's cook!

1722
01:40:24,125 --> 01:40:25,667
It's been 24 hours, man!

1723
01:40:26,208 --> 01:40:27,333
Presentation time!

1724
01:40:38,542 --> 01:40:39,833
Goan Thali!

1725
01:40:40,208 --> 01:40:41,292
Salt to taste.

1726
01:40:57,375 --> 01:40:59,000
Mama, your dish

1727
01:40:59,583 --> 01:41:00,750
has some good things

1728
01:41:01,083 --> 01:41:02,708
and some bad things about it.

1729
01:41:04,208 --> 01:41:05,208
Sir,

1730
01:41:05,583 --> 01:41:07,344
you'll have to make it
a little more generic.

1731
01:41:09,250 --> 01:41:10,625
There is daytime

1732
01:41:10,917 --> 01:41:12,292
and nighttime.

1733
01:41:12,875 --> 01:41:14,458
But you have to eat both times.

1734
01:41:15,042 --> 01:41:16,042
Profound, sir.

1735
01:41:16,125 --> 01:41:17,125
Extremely profound.

1736
01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:22,333
Cutlet?

1737
01:41:23,583 --> 01:41:24,958
You stole my recipe.

1738
01:41:31,125 --> 01:41:32,500
This is my own recipe.

1739
01:41:34,750 --> 01:41:36,083
There's a little cinnamon,

1740
01:41:37,667 --> 01:41:38,708
Punjabi spices,

1741
01:41:40,708 --> 01:41:41,708
Goan Masala,

1742
01:41:43,375 --> 01:41:44,417
and in the middle,

1743
01:41:47,500 --> 01:41:48,500
for taste…

1744
01:41:51,958 --> 01:41:52,958
Curry leaves.

1745
01:42:12,958 --> 01:42:14,417
Happy your cutlet…

1746
01:42:16,958 --> 01:42:18,792
Sir, a little more generic.

1747
01:42:20,167 --> 01:42:21,417
Happy, your cutlet…

1748
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:29,208
Time for the winner.

1749
01:42:29,583 --> 01:42:31,750
I don't care whose time it is,
Sanjeev Kapoor.

1750
01:42:33,625 --> 01:42:34,625
Today,

1751
01:42:35,583 --> 01:42:36,875
with sincerity,

1752
01:42:39,458 --> 01:42:40,583
choose the winner.

1753
01:42:44,292 --> 01:42:46,125
Best Chef Goa Winner

1754
01:42:46,333 --> 01:42:47,333
is…

1755
01:42:50,292 --> 01:42:51,500
Happy Patel!

1756
01:43:37,458 --> 01:43:38,458
Spicy.

1757
01:43:39,167 --> 01:43:40,167
I loved you.

1758
01:43:42,875 --> 01:43:44,167
I've never met this guy before.

1759
01:43:49,333 --> 01:43:50,583
Oh, fuck my life.

1760
01:43:55,292 --> 01:43:56,583
In Best Chef Goa's finale…

1761
01:43:56,750 --> 01:43:57,750
Madness.

1762
01:44:03,708 --> 01:44:04,708
What?

1763
01:44:09,125 --> 01:44:10,792
Indian!

1764
01:44:15,500 --> 01:44:16,875
We started with a cook-off…

1765
01:44:18,417 --> 01:44:19,417
Dance!

1766
01:44:20,042 --> 01:44:22,000
But for some reason,
we now have a dance fight?

1767
01:44:28,208 --> 01:44:30,458
Let's go!

1768
01:44:44,083 --> 01:44:45,125
Oh shit!

1769
01:45:47,917 --> 01:45:48,917
Yes!

1770
01:46:04,875 --> 01:46:06,250
Happy!

1771
01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:11,000
Gomez,

1772
01:46:11,875 --> 01:46:13,125
Papa's gun.

1773
01:46:19,375 --> 01:46:20,375
Happy?

1774
01:46:24,625 --> 01:46:25,625
Dance.

1775
01:46:36,208 --> 01:46:38,833
<i>In big cities, small things happen.</i>

1776
01:46:45,333 --> 01:46:46,333
<i>Raj…</i>

1777
01:46:47,292 --> 01:46:49,167
<i>The name you must have heard before.</i>

1778
01:47:03,583 --> 01:47:04,583
Daddy.

1779
01:48:15,958 --> 01:48:16,958
<i>You open.</i>

1780
01:48:17,333 --> 01:48:18,458
<i>Everyone will open.</i>

1781
01:48:55,667 --> 01:48:57,250
Panjor!

1782
01:49:15,750 --> 01:49:16,833
<i>Happy, my boy!</i>

1783
01:49:17,000 --> 01:49:18,000
<i>How are you?</i>

1784
01:49:18,125 --> 01:49:19,000
Hi, Dads.

1785
01:49:19,125 --> 01:49:21,458
<i>Did you call the boys at the Yard?</i>

1786
01:49:22,042 --> 01:49:23,375
Oh, yes.

1787
01:49:23,625 --> 01:49:27,000
Mr. Mole, you are under arrest
for the monetization of Indians.

1788
01:49:27,083 --> 01:49:29,042
You're making a rather big mistake.

1789
01:49:29,875 --> 01:49:31,125
Oh, fuck off, Dennis!

1790
01:49:31,458 --> 01:49:33,625
I don't think he is lying.

1791
01:49:34,625 --> 01:49:36,250
- Who are you?
- You're Mama,

1792
01:49:36,375 --> 01:49:37,792
Goa's biggest Don.

1793
01:49:37,875 --> 01:49:38,875
Jimmy's daughter.

1794
01:49:39,000 --> 01:49:40,625
And CISS's new prisoner.

1795
01:49:43,708 --> 01:49:44,708
Listen, Dads…

1796
01:49:47,000 --> 01:49:50,208
I think I'd like to stay here
a little longer.

1797
01:49:51,250 --> 01:49:52,375
Are you not coming home?

1798
01:49:53,333 --> 01:49:54,833
I think I am home, Dads.

1799
01:49:59,125 --> 01:50:02,292
But whenever you want to visit,
you can definitely...

1800
01:50:02,375 --> 01:50:03,375
<i>Meet in the middle?</i>

1801
01:50:03,958 --> 01:50:05,375
Calangute for New Year's?

1802
01:50:07,042 --> 01:50:08,042
I'll cook.

1803
01:50:09,417 --> 01:50:10,417
Yeah?

1804
01:50:14,208 --> 01:50:15,208
Thanks.

1805
01:51:05,083 --> 01:51:06,917
<i>This is finished now</i>

1806
01:51:07,000 --> 01:51:08,792
<i>This is finished now</i>

1807
01:51:08,875 --> 01:51:10,750
<i>People have died, been beaten</i>

1808
01:51:10,875 --> 01:51:12,583
<i>This line is now erased</i>

1809
01:51:22,167 --> 01:51:23,250
Gomez, please, bro.

1810
01:51:23,625 --> 01:51:24,708
The film is over now.